I am a millionaire and will bankroll this brilliant idea. I am transferring many millions into you account as we speak. How can this not be a perfect movie? Wayne White can do costuming and sets, Robbin Williams will make a brief cameo as the doctor removing these plaster casts from our hero. This costume will be the feature!
"Dr. Adam Patchwork toils away on Popeye's arms. Unable to get his plaster-saw to work properly the doctor sits to take a breath. Olive fumbles in the corner texting Bluto who has been leaving lecherous remarks on her Facebook photos. Popeye grows weary of waiting and begins flexing his balloon-like arms. The noise from the cracking plaster stirs both Olive and the doctor. They look to his arms in awe. The plaster begins to fall to the ground. Olive looks down at her phone, blushing. Popeye murmurs under his breath something about pictures of food and duck-faces. Olive's phone tings. She has gotten a new text. She turns the phone sideways a few times making a concertedly perplexed face. "Bluto, you're a strange man." She whispers to herself. (Cut to Olive and Popeye leaving the doctor's office.) We quickly realize the characters are leaving a small building onto the grounds of a large nautically themed theme park. There are sculpted , animated pelicans and mermaids half-out-of-focus-near-the-two. " This will kill in Europe! I love what you have here. I wish I was a millionaire. We need a new action hero. I am thinking Bryan Cranston as Popeye and Gwyneth Paltrow as Olive Oyl.