I thought for sure he was dead and some how the older one was from a different time period or universeJurgen Voller must have a skull constructed of hardened steel and skin made of the toughest flexible polymer as he was able to take a blow directly to the face, at a high rate of speed, without suffering even a mild scar.
This was the true feat of magic delivered by the film.
Amazing.
Well, that does it for me; I think I’m finally finished with my list of things to complain about regarding this substandard—and really forgettable—film.
I’m out of this thread.
If there’s anyone whose word we can take on hits to the head…Completely agree that was a hard hit
Dude I almost referenced that in the post! LOL!!!!!If there’s anyone whose word we can take on hits to the head…
..it’s you buddy.
Wicked minds think alike!Dude I almost referenced that in the post! LOL!!!!!
Lmao!! You’re on a roll today, I’m seriously laughing out loud right now all by myself on the couch…Wicked minds think alike!
Just imagine me, a little scarf man on your coffee table, leaning on a mic stand. “ I just flew in from Buzzard’s Bay, and boy are my arms tired.” “ What’s up with fathers and Windex, am I right?”Lmao!! You’re on a roll today, I’m seriously laughing out loud right now all by myself on the couch…
without suffering even a mild scar
Lmao!!!!!!Just imagine me, a little scarf man on your coffee table, leaning on a mic stand. “ I just flew in from Buzzard’s Bay, and boy are my arms tired.” “ What’s up with fathers and Windex, am I right?”
“ Speaking of Portuguese fathers, Silence was a bummer movie, those guys were so filthy they could have used some Windex.”
“ You sir, in the front.. yeah you the lanky guy.. what’s up with the black rubber gloves?”
“ Well that’s my time folks, you’ve been a wonderful audience, tip your waitress. Goodnight everybody.”
I gotta get some better material.
I like the sound made when he hits the pipe lol “dink!”" I sometimes wonder...If Voller is Lucasfilm and the train he was on is Disney...and they got hit in the head as hard as he did on a train headed for a big fall, would they ever survive? Or would they come back for more, apparently unharmed, just to pursue an artifact that would allow them to go back and retcon, I mean repeat history again and again...only to find themselves in the end, on a plane, getting shot down by technologically inferior weaponry, crashing and burning?"
- Deep Thoughts
By Jack Handy
Dude!!! No one is walking away from that hit...no one!! Unless ...he has a crystal skull ?I like the sound made when he hits the pipe lol “dink!”
That’s exactly why when we see him resurface I thought there was some time travel already involved or somethingDude!!! No one is walking away from that hit...no one!! Unless ...he has a crystal skull ?
Derp Thought
By Jack Handey
Dude!!! No one is walking away from that hit...no one!! Unless ...he has a crystal skull ?
Derp Thought
By Jack Handey
" Thickicus Skullicus"
Friday the 13th and Halloween would take up the entire thread from now until EternityThis sounds like the basis for a new thread: the worst movie injuries that a character shouldn't have been able to survive.
I think that sound should be used in every movie from now on: like the Willem cry, it should be named the Voller hitThis sounds like the basis for a new thread: the worst movie injuries that a character shouldn't have been able to survive.
It's the Wilhelm scream.like the Willem cry
Right you are; I'm standing correctedIt's the Wilhelm scream.