I know what you need....a suit that can protect you like the Nomex survival suit that bales batman uses before he paints it black.
Let's see.....Lets call it a Advacnded action suit.
More what you need in this link below..
http://www.therpf.com/f9/my-homemade-advacnded-action-suit-57960/
opcorn
WAHAHAHA ow god are we ever going to live that one down?