Hater: Prometheus was terrible, it was just . . . god it was painfully bad.
Liker: I liked it. It was terrific 3D, and Ridley Scott can shoot a movie. Funny you mention God.
Hater: I hated it. How could you like it? I hated it. I HATED IT.
Liker: Well, Michael Fassbender was terrific for one thing.
Hater: No he wasn't. He was terrible. Every one in the film was bad. Dumb people doing dumb things man. How could like it? I HATED IT.
Liker: Noomi Rapace was . . .
Hater: Dude. The surgery scene was ridiculous. Might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen on film. God, I HATED THIS MOVIE. How could possibly like it?
Liker: I thought Noomi did a great job in the surgery scene. She's a good actress.
Hater: It wasn't realistic. Hated it.
Liker: Realistic? It's a movie about space travel and all kinds of things that aren't real.
Hater: Don't even get me started on Noomi's accent.
Liker: OK.
Hater: Ridley Scott is old and he smells funny. I hate him. He's just old. OLD.
Liker: Well, hey, the monsters were all done practically. Not a lot of CGI was . . .
Hater: GAH!! The monsters? The monster were terrible. I hated them all. That thing at the end, how could the first xeno be made only 30 years before Alien? How could that happen?
Liker: Well, that's not the first xenomorph . . . uh, are you OK? You have some veins popping out of your . . .
Hater: It's like a house painter came over and royally screwed up your house! I HATED THIS MOVIE.
Liker: You should maybe watch your blood pressure there. Seriously, it's just a movie, it's nothing like a house at all, and it's pretty good and if you like . . .
Hater: I didn't like it. I HATED IT. Do you get that? I thought it was a crime against humanity and I'm never going to stop talking about how I freaking HATE PROMETHEUS. The script was a complete trainwreck. It didn't make sense. Damon Lindelof is the devil. The actual devil.
Liker: Ok, so you hated it. I do get that.
Hater: GOOD. I hate that damn movie. HATE. HATE. HATE.
Liker: The script did make sense though. It made plenty of sense. Guy Pearce was . . .
Hater: GUY PEARCE? His make up was terrible. I hated it.
Liker: His make up was flawless. It was incredible.
Hater: Why didn't they cast an old man? I mean, I know what Guy Pearce looks like under that makeup. It was unrealistic.
Liker: It's a science fiction film. You understand that it's not supposed to be realistic right? That would be entirely beside the point, if it were realistic in any way. It would not be science fiction any more. It would be . . .
Hater: How can you like anything about this movie? I should stab you in the face.
Liker: Don't even try it. I have a gun.
Hater: OH, you would shoot me? Just because I wanted to stab you in the face because you like Prometheus? I have every right to stab you in the face for liking Prometheus. Every right.
Liker: Yes I will shoot you. No, you don't have the right to . . .
Hater: YOU WOULD SHOOT ME? But I'm right and you're wrong.
Liker: Dude, put the knife down. Right now. It's my opinion.
Hater: NO. It's not just a movie. I HATED . . .
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