John Carpenter's "The Thing" is by far my favorite movie of all time followed by Aliens then Alien. I cannot remember the last time I had this much anticipation for a new movie. I followed the many years of speculation about the prequel/sequel developments. When it was confirmed that the prequel was being made I about jumped out of my shoes with excitement. I was so thrilled to hear that Amalgamated Dynamics was handling the practical effects and also that the movie would mainly rely on practical creature effects like the Carpenter version pioneered. I simply could not wait for opening day.
Eventually the opening day arrived. I tried to go into the movie with low expectations as I have very little faith in Hollywood anymore. I did however have high hopes about the prequel based on the details leaked by the director, actors, production team, and special effects team previous to the release. After the dust finally settled from the screening I felt cheated. We were told that the film would rely on practical effects but in the end most of the practical effects were replaced with soulless CGI. The story felt rush and was not allowed to have the intelligent, slow burn pace as of the original. Character development was pretty much kept to an absolute minimum in lieu of more action sequences.
The decision to alter the cut of the film was apparently decided upon after the initial test screening surveys were reviewed. It seems that the demographic chosen for the test screenings suffered from the all too common ADD driven attitude that wanted less story and more monster sooner in the movie. Unfortunately, the studio and director caved to these childish suggestions and delayed the release of the film in order to replace most of the fantastic practical effects with CGI and also re-cut the movie to fit a more "Micheal Bay" type action feel.
That being said, the action in the film did not kill the experience for me. I am truly a sucker for a good action movie but action is not what "The Thing" is all about. This type of story is about the suspense of not seeing the alien right away and also not knowing who is who. This type of feeling is not achieve with wiz bang action sequences and a hurried story line. The idea of the unknown is what made John Carpenter's remake so fantastic. Story aside, I felt the prequel was cast well and I even loved the idea of the female protagonist but sadly the story and pace of the film left so much to be desired for the "adult" demographic. I was also very disappointed in the inconsistencies with the details that attempted linked the original and prequel together.
The prequel's director previously stated that he was making every effort to stay true to John W. Campbell's original short story "Who goes there?" and to Carpenter's 1982 vision of the story. Sadly I felt the director missed this mark by a mile. The prequel did indeed feel like a rehash of the Carpenter version at times. There was very little chance of getting around this feeling though as the new film dealt with the same creature in an almost identical environment and situation. That being said, there was plenty of opportunity for originality but I guess the studio nixed that idea in hopes of a sure thing based on what material was already out there. I will admit there were original ideas in the film and some parts of the film I was very happy with but I feel that the attempt to link the film to the Carpenter version was poorly executed.
First off, the way in which the saucer is found is totally off the mark from the Carpenter version. In Carpenter's version we see that the Norwegian's discovered the craft just below the surface of the ice as presented in the recovered VHS footage from the Norwegian camp. This is consistent with the original 1951 film version. Why the director thought it was a good idea to change this part of the story is beyond me. He might as well continued on with his own interpretation of the story and completely ignored the Carpenter version since he started out with such a huge deviation from the established story.
The second major detail that I did not like about the prequel was that the saucer was totally redesigned for some odd reason. What was the purpose for this? The director and production team stated that during the preparation for the new film they examined every minute detail of the Carpenter version and were going to stay true to those details so that a definite continuity would exist between the two films. The director has also admitted that he used quite a bit of information from the outpost31.com website to help fill in some of the unseen details for the new film. If this was the case, why not use the original saucer design plans that are available in the forums for that site. The new design felt generic and I felt it could have been used in any old sci-fi flick. The Carpenter version's saucer design felt archaic and rustic. It kind of felt like the ship was pieced together like the Millenium Falcon. It really made me think about who built it, the thing or another race. The redesign did not instill any of those feelings in me. It felt cold and generic. Couple the saucer design change with the new way in which the ship was discovered and the prequel is already off to a bad start for fans of the Carpenter version.
Another major issue I have with the prequel is that the creature found in the ice block was not the three red eyed alien as portrayed in the original short story. This is what true fans of this franchise were hoping for. What we are given is a very vague insect form. I expected insect traits from some of the things incarnations but I was hoping the ice block alien would be more humanoid like. Not necessarily bipedal but somehow closer to a humanoid form than an insect. Apparently, they filmed a practical effects sequence with such a creature inside of the saucer but it has not been confirmed where in the movie this original scene appeared.
The last few sticking points for me were the lack of explanation on how the radio operator was able to slit his wrists and throat. Basically the entire end sequence aboard the saucer. And finally the sheer laziness of the production staff with attempting to find a dog that even remotely looked like Jed (Husky from 1982 version). Come on.
All in all, I was disappointed with the version of the prequel that we were shown in theaters. Mainly because I had such high hopes for this film based on what the film's creators had previously stated in interviews. I am also left with the feeling that there is still more to be seen that could be fantastic. I base this feeling on the fact that the demographic chosen for the pre-screening of the film disliked that cut. That tells me that the original cut is most likely the superior version of the film and would have appealed more to the true fans of the franchise than the retooled version does. Sadly, according to the director, there is no current plans to release the original cut of the film. Not releasing the original cut on home video would be a huge mistake in my opinion. Why not give us fans both complete cuts on Blu-Ray and let us decide which is better? Universal could potentially make the true fans happy while almost certainly earning the profit they originally sought for this film.