Yet another remake: Gilligan's Island

john goodman-skipper
justin long-gilligan
gary senise or gary oldman-professor
jen love hewitt- mary anne
unknown-ginger
michael douglas or warren beatty or christopher walken-thurston howeel
meryl streep-mrs howell
 
Do you really have to degrade the degradation by having Paris Hilton in it? Especially as mary anne. She's much more fitting as the air-head model than the girl next door farm girl. Either way, Paris Hilton is an insult to even a horrid remake :) :)
 
Do you really have to degrade the degradation by having Paris Hilton in it? Especially as mary anne. She's much more fitting as the air-head model than the girl next door farm girl. Either way, Paris Hilton is an insult to even a horrid remake :) :)

I think it is just as bad saying anthony anderson as the skipper :lol
 
john goodman-skipper
justin long-gilligan
gary senise or gary oldman-professor
jen love hewitt- mary anne
unknown-ginger
michael douglas or warren beatty or christopher walken-thurston howeel
meryl streep-mrs howell

I don't think the island is big enough for all those egos!
 
john goodman-skipper
justin long-gilligan
gary senise or gary oldman-professor
jen love hewitt- mary anne
Ginger - Christina Hendricks
michael douglas or warren beatty or christopher walken-thurston howeel
meryl streep-mrs howell


christinahendricks4.jpg
 
I always loved how in the second(?) reunion movie, they got off the island by making a boat out of an airplane fuselage--one that they had somehow failed to discover after 15-20 years on the island, despite the fact that it was behind some bushes along their main path to the lagoon, where they walked every day.
 
Remember the one where Gilligan does something stupid and Skipper hits him with his hat? then they almost get rescued but Gilligan screws that up to!

Yep, that just screams for remaking.
 
I hope everyone gets knocked out cold by a single hit to the head, someone gets amnesia, they run into the harlem globetrotters, and they make a professor-coconut-radio reference.

(this won't be good)
 
You know Hollywood these days.

We will get someone like Seth Rogan as Skipper and one of his
doophus buddies as Gilligan. Why notm they seem to be in everthing
else these days.

What's next, a remade for Tv Hawaii five-0. Ooops to late there too.
Maybe they can change the genders in this cast too. Book em Danielle.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44115

Or a reboot of Police Academy. Ooops there too:

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44185

How about Rockford files tv.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44114

Man, they are killing me here.
 
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