The Empire Strikes Back SUCKS!!!
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The Hopkinator
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Hold the fort... The General that Vader choked out that "began the landing" was a rebel spy . Remember how when the one lackey on the Star Destroyer called him after the probe droid was shot on Hoth by Han, it transmitted images of the main reactor ,, He tried to tell Vader there were sooo many star systems and settlers or whatever,, Vader said "Thats it!! The Rebels are there,, set a path for the Hoth System"... Look at how the general turned and glared at the officer that initially told him..... THEN,, the SAME General starts a landing WAAAy out so that the Rebels will have time to evacuate.... HE WAS A SPY !!!!! It wasnt that they didnt know any tactics,, the general sabotaged the suprise attack by coming out of Light speed too soon to forewarn the boys! Dang Im good ( Here comes the Ace Ventura hip thrust...) How ,, do ya,, like,,, that !!!!
SupMyNerfHerder
Active Member
Even at age 7 I remember asking my older brother when he took me to see ESB:
"What does the space monster eat out there in space? He seems hungry..."
My brother said: "rocks - all he's got are asteroids..."
And then I asked: "so he has no friends, either?"
My bro: "no, he ate all of them."
(I SWEAR he said that! :lol)
It's a good thing I was too young to ask: "how does it reproduce?"
Would have given anything to hear my brother's answer to that one...
Dan
"What does the space monster eat out there in space? He seems hungry..."
My brother said: "rocks - all he's got are asteroids..."
And then I asked: "so he has no friends, either?"
My bro: "no, he ate all of them."
(I SWEAR he said that! :lol)
It's a good thing I was too young to ask: "how does it reproduce?"
Would have given anything to hear my brother's answer to that one...
Dan
oujala
Well-Known Member
This thread got weird, didn't it?
The "nuke the this and that whale thing for ******" post has got to be one of the better things I've read on here.:thumbsup
Extremely insightful if ya look a bit deeper than the surface.
Anyway, the new Enterprise SUCKS, Mic!!!!
(Just kidding, I like it.)
The "nuke the this and that whale thing for ******" post has got to be one of the better things I've read on here.:thumbsup
Extremely insightful if ya look a bit deeper than the surface.
Anyway, the new Enterprise SUCKS, Mic!!!!
(Just kidding, I like it.)
The Hopkinator
Sr Member
Didnt anyone hear what the heck I said???? :confused
SupMyNerfHerder
Active Member
Well, technically... it's a whale calf... :angel
allosaur176
Sr Member
all movies suck
So thread after thread of movie hate goes on and on. I defend them and I am the grumpy guy.
I don't get that.
You're all a bunch of negative nannies. So there.
(BTW, if any of you are really worried about me, you take this all too serious. Like you're movie going.)lol
Jannix Quinn
Sr Member
I can't stand Blade Runner. Should I make a thread?
PHArchivist
Master Member
Mike you crack me up!
Jamanticus
Well-Known Member
Yes, you should.
robn1
Master Member
I did :love
Sci-Fi people almost never change clothes, and when they do it's the same thing.
These points are pertinent to ROTJ, and are valid in that regard.
Ttaskmaster
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All you people care about is... readers and making money off of him. HE’S A HUMAN! What you don’t realize is that George is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.
LEAVE GEORGE LUCAS ALONE!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE GEORGE LUCAS ALONE!!!!!!!!!
cboath
Master Member
It's amazing how many people just don't get it.
We all know there are people who hold ESB supremely dear. No doubt about it.
As much as you may find it hard to believe, there are people who do hold ROTJ or maybe one or two of the prequels dear as well. Not saying i'm one or that Mic is one, but they are out there and likely too afraid to admit it for fear of relentless teasing.
Why is it OK to take shots at only certain movies? For some it's practicallty encouraged (prequels). The other thread on ROTJ wasn't the first thread ever started about someone not liking it and i'm guessing it won't be the last.
If you don't want to see people poke holes in ESB, don't read the thread. It's not rocket science. Not to mention the thread was a sarcastic response to the other one. To some though, the existence of this thread seems to be the ultimate offense. I don't see many of the offended offering actual responses to actual issues though. They may have been brought up tongue in cheek, or as smart-___ responses, but a lot have merit to one degree or another.
There is not a movie out there that everyone just loves. There will always be someone who doesn't like it, finds plot holes, bad effects, etc. If you ever posted in a '<insert movie name here> is no good' type thread, you really can't get that offended if someone doesn't like one of your all time favorites. There's always someone who won't like it and they're just as entitled to their opinion as those who want to rip on the prequels or ROTJ or Voyager or whatever you want to talk about it.
We all know there are people who hold ESB supremely dear. No doubt about it.
As much as you may find it hard to believe, there are people who do hold ROTJ or maybe one or two of the prequels dear as well. Not saying i'm one or that Mic is one, but they are out there and likely too afraid to admit it for fear of relentless teasing.
Why is it OK to take shots at only certain movies? For some it's practicallty encouraged (prequels). The other thread on ROTJ wasn't the first thread ever started about someone not liking it and i'm guessing it won't be the last.
If you don't want to see people poke holes in ESB, don't read the thread. It's not rocket science. Not to mention the thread was a sarcastic response to the other one. To some though, the existence of this thread seems to be the ultimate offense. I don't see many of the offended offering actual responses to actual issues though. They may have been brought up tongue in cheek, or as smart-___ responses, but a lot have merit to one degree or another.
There is not a movie out there that everyone just loves. There will always be someone who doesn't like it, finds plot holes, bad effects, etc. If you ever posted in a '<insert movie name here> is no good' type thread, you really can't get that offended if someone doesn't like one of your all time favorites. There's always someone who won't like it and they're just as entitled to their opinion as those who want to rip on the prequels or ROTJ or Voyager or whatever you want to talk about it.
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