The Empire Strikes Back SUCKS!!!

[OldKen]

Anyone who thinks ESB sucks should be lobotomized. Or already has been. (No offense: I assume this thread is just a snarky response to the ROTJ thread? I mean, you are kidding, right?)

WINNER!

I think it's hillarious!

If others don't get the point then... it's just sad.

All 3 are movies and COULD be critiqued to DEATH... OR you could just enjoy them for what they are!

I enjoy ROTJ NOW more than I did as a kid... as a kid I wanted to be grown up and hated the ewoks... Now it honestly doesn't bother me as much. They DID NOT DEFEAT THE EMPIRE. They were a distraction and cannon fodder. It alludes to a LOT more Ewoks dying if you take my meaning.

 

[niennumb1]

"What I found utterly fake about The Empire Strikes Back is Luke looks to something ridiculous called THE FORCE. They need nothing more than the power of Xenu to guide them."

 

[Contec]

LEAVE GEORGE LUCAS ALONE!!!!!!!!!

 

[foxbatkllr]

This is my new favorite thread

 

[0neiros]

Heck yeah, those who don't apparently get that this thread was tongue in cheek should be banned for 30 days, you are way too serious. I would remind some of you that "Gay" meant happy, or joyful long before it meant Homosexual, so Nuking a Gay Whale calf to me means making a happy one, most unhappy, and crispy, and glow in the dark.

And why didn't Luke Parry with his saber and SHOOT Vader's chest box with his blaster? I'm just sayin...

 

[SSgt Burton]

My comment had absolutely nothing to do with what Mic said about ESB.


Kevin

 

[Wolvster1]

If were going to bash,
let's do it over something FUN..

I dunno, say TWILIGHT ?

SPARKLIN' VAMP'S !


I'm just sayin'... :$

 

[allosaur176]

If were going to bash,
let's do it over something FUN..

I dunno, say TWILIGHT ?

SPARKLIN' VAMP'S !


I'm just sayin'... :$

There were no Vampires or werewolves in Twilight... what are you talking about?? :confused

 

[Captain Dunsel]

I'm a big Empire fan.

Still, I have to admit, the Wampa was pretty poorly executed: