Shoot me now: Jersey Shore Shark Attack

[WarPig]

This is either going to be one of the funniest or most pitiful movies ever made:

Jersey Shore Shark Attack

 

[SmilingOtter]

If it was a reality show, I might be interested.

 

[BDK]

If Snooki was to be eaten by a shark I'd be intrested.

 

[Satxer]

CURSE YOU! I thought that this was news that someone of the cast was attacked by a shark! You made me enter a thread about this!?

 

[jonny5]

As a Native New Jersey-ite,
I think feeding Snooki to a shark would be an awful thing to do


...to the shark.

 

[Kerr Avon]

I'll cheer for the shark.

 

[darthgordon]

It's a Syfy movie... They're always the worst movies ever made.

 

[Scareb]

I can only hope that there is an on-set accident where only the cast of jersey shore are lost.

 

[morrris99]

"Jersey Shore Shark Attack is from Hybrid Entertainment and will air on Syfy next summer."

Well, there went my hopes.

 

[CTF]

Can't be any worse than the one with Sallah.

 

[JPolacchi]

Sounds stupid...:behave

 

[kalkamel]

Sounds stupid...:behave

Jersey Shore IS stupid...

 

[robstyle]

Does anyone know the original title for JS was "Guido's"? Im proud to say ive never seen or had an itch to watch the show and any picture ive seen of the cast members has made me chuckle a bit. If the movie is half a funny as the cast looks, I may well watch it.

 

[ghostryder]

Why "Jersey Shore Shark Attack" Will Be The Best Movie Of The Summer

 

[FenixTalon]

I lol'ed so hard at the shark in Reason #3 from that link.

 

[WarPig]

Sharks vs. Sopranos. Fugeddaboutit. No - how *you* doin'?

Guidos. Yeah, some people felt it was a derogatory term for the locust-swarm of "culchad" people that that hit the Jersey coast every summer. Newsflash: it *is* a derogatory term!

:lol

 

[crabra comander]

Oh man, that shark looks like a sock puppet...

Sorry I haven't watched a Syfy movie since they changed their name to SyFy....

 

[Satxer]

I saw the preview for this while I was watching Super Shark. I consider Super Shark a contender for an Academy Award compared to this movie.

 

[NormanF]

Why "Jersey Shore Shark Attack" Will Be The Best Movie Of The Summer

I like the people casually walking in the background of reason #15.

But how will it compare to Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus?

 

[ghostryder]

It could be worse:

Supershark