Shoot me now: Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Movie Talk' started by WarPig, Dec 6, 2011.

  1. WarPig

    WarPig Sr Member

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  2. SmilingOtter

    SmilingOtter Master Member

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    If it was a reality show, I might be interested.
  3. The BDK


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    If Snooki was to be eaten by a shark I'd be intrested.
  4. Satxer

    Satxer Sr Member

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    CURSE YOU! I thought that this was news that someone of the cast was attacked by a shark! You made me enter a thread about this!?
  5. jonny5

    jonny5 Sr Member

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    As a Native New Jersey-ite,
    I think feeding Snooki to a shark would be an awful thing to do the shark.
  6. Kerr Avon

    Kerr Avon Master Member

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    I'll cheer for the shark.
  7. darthgordon

    darthgordon Sr Member

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    It's a Syfy movie... They're always the worst movies ever made.
  8. Scareb

    Scareb Sr Member

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    I can only hope that there is an on-set accident where only the cast of jersey shore are lost.
  9. morrris99

    morrris99 Well-Known Member

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    "Jersey Shore Shark Attack is from Hybrid Entertainment and will air on Syfy next summer."

    Well, there went my hopes.
  10. CTF

    CTF Sr Member

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    Can't be any worse than the one with Sallah.
  11. JPolacchi

    JPolacchi Sr Member

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    Sounds stupid...:behave
  12. kalkamel

    kalkamel Sr Member

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    Jersey Shore IS stupid...
  13. robstyle

    robstyle Sr Member

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    Does anyone know the original title for JS was "Guido's"? Im proud to say ive never seen or had an itch to watch the show and any picture ive seen of the cast members has made me chuckle a bit. If the movie is half a funny as the cast looks, I may well watch it.
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  15. FenixTalon

    FenixTalon New Member

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    I lol'ed so hard at the shark in Reason #3 from that link.
  16. WarPig

    WarPig Sr Member

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    Sharks vs. Sopranos. Fugeddaboutit. No - how *you* doin'?

    Guidos. Yeah, some people felt it was a derogatory term for the locust-swarm of "culchad" people that that hit the Jersey coast every summer. Newsflash: it *is* a derogatory term!

  17. crabra comander

    crabra comander Sr Member

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    Oh man, that shark looks like a sock puppet...

    Sorry I haven't watched a Syfy movie since they changed their name to SyFy....
  18. Satxer

    Satxer Sr Member

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    I saw the preview for this while I was watching Super Shark. I consider Super Shark a contender for an Academy Award compared to this movie.
  19. NormanF

    NormanF Master Member RPF PREMIUM MEMBER

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  21. Art Andrews

    Art Andrews Community Owner Community Staff

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    Must see TV!
  22. EyeofSauron

    EyeofSauron Master Member

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    how could something like this actually be made? i mean, i can make better effects on my home laptop, and im not that good.
    i hope there is no serious tone to that movie, otherwise, it would be even that more stupid

    also, did the monster man make that shark? :D
  23. Hogosha

    Hogosha Well-Known Member RPF PREMIUM MEMBER

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    Please don't get me started. This yes? But new BSG no?!?!?! Somebody over at syfy need to be beaten with a sock filled with nickels.
  24. TelnetCarlos

    TelnetCarlos Member

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    Most likely Snooki is all the food supply the sharks would need for the end of the year
  25. Satxer

    Satxer Sr Member

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    So, it was on Saturday, and I watched it... Yes, it was horrible beyond belief. Yes, it was practically Jersey Shore with a few sharks.

    Only thing I found really entertaining was: instead of "The Situation", he was named "The Complication". I got a good chuckle out of that.

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