Screenwriter for Battlefield Earth apologizes!

[firesprite]

This is probably one of the funniest things I've read in a long while.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/penned_the_suckiest_movie_ever_sorry_MdXedZpTMWJmfpw80Xc7aO/0

 

[Probe Droid]

Great piece.

 

[Nwerke]

Classic, a good laugh, thanks for posting.

 

[Jeyl]

I'm proud to declare that I saw this in theaters knowing it was going to be bad. In fact, I was able to persuade my family to come along! And boy, I feel sorry for everyone who only have the DVD to watch, because there is this one scene that is incredibly stupid that has our two main bad aliens arguing over whether or not humans can fly. The end result is hilarious.

 

[SSgt Burton]

That was friggin' hilarious! I burst out laughing several times while reading! :lol :thumbsup


Kevin

 

[defstartrooper]

The Schindler's list of sci-fi :lol

 

[Funky]

Believe it or not, that just made me want to watch it again! :lol

 

[Gary Weaver II]

"pull my finger.."

Man, that must have got someones attention

-Gary

 

[Sigma-LS]

Has to be my second-favorite Rifftrax flick.

"Man is an endangered species." "The insult 'not if you were the last man on earth' has been replaced with 'not even if Fred and Tom die'"

"Six fingers! Man alive how did they ever get along with five!"

"Hey look, a stormtrooper actually hit somebody."

 

[Mr Fett]

I've never seen Battlefield Earth, but my one buddy loved it so much he saw it in the theater 5 times.....and no, he's not a scientologist.

 

[Pauleysolo]

Pretty funny apology!

 

[Jet Beetle]

The part were Travolta bumps his head on the top of the house, punches it and says "STUPID HUMAN CELING!" get me every time.

 

[MooCriket]

thumbsup