Today I found out that there is one thing that I cannot do, and I'm pretty sure a nutless monkey could probably have done a very simple task that I myself found impossible.
Apply a piece of window tint to a curved surface.
Yes, that's right. I spent $11.00 on some very nice window tint to find out that I, a skilled craftsman could not do one of the simplest things in the world, apply window tint.
After calling the place in regards to finding out what I possibly could have done wrong, I decided to watch youtube. Which made me feel even more ignorant and stupid, as I'm pretty sure on at least 3 occasions the people who were applying the stuff were High, and I don't mean on a Rocky Mountain High with John Denver.
I have found out that apparently with all of my power, and intellect, there are some things that are beyond my capability. This is coming from someone who has always looked at everything from the standpoint of "How hard can that be, if someone else is doing it?".
So today, I've decided that I should probably become a recreational drug user, because I'm obviously too sober to do even one of the most simple tasks in this world. Before anyone tells me that Window tinting is hard, I already know that.
I just wanted to vent. To all of the people who can do window tinting, you nutless monkeys can go to hell.
Just kidding. I wish everyone a happy and prosperous New Year.