Pixels (Post-release)

Re: Pixels (trailer)

Found this in the trailer. Don't worry. It's a legit site.

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Re: Pixels (trailer)

Wow, I'm actually interested in an Adam Sandler movie. Could be worse, could be Eddie Murphy, with Eddie Murphy as Pac-Man, Dig Dug, Donkey Kong, Frogger etc etc etc.
 
I love the start of this review:
Have a sneaking nostalgic love for old games like Donkey Kong and Pac-Man? For the kind of cheap joystick fun that only a musty video arcade can bring? Well, have I got a movie for you.

It's called "Wreck-it Ralph" and it came out three years ago.
 
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Absoluteley hilarious review (nsfw) https://youtu.be/BFD2293oGvA

*watches video*
He puts Pixels on the same train as the Transformers movies? What could possibly match "Enemy Scrotum"?

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....Can it get worse?

So Pixels ends with the only likable character (Q*bert) and the only non-bulls*** incarnation of it's own premise blinking out of existence so that one of two vaguely prominient women characters in the entire cast can serve as a literal trophy.

Yes. Yes it can. Congratulations Pixels. Not since X-Men Days of Future's Past have I avoided a film due to it's handling of female characters. At least X-Men has the benefit of being liked compared to you.
 
If it had a better cast I think this movie would do good, especially among gamers but having Sandler's name attached to anything is box office poison. It's a shame as I really like seeing some of the old game characters updated in cgi. Guess we have to hope for a Wreck It Ralph 2 for them to get proper treatment.
 
Just saw it with my 6 year old son. Was a fun movie. Im not sure what all the bashing is about. I thought the CGI was pretty damn good. The movie seemed a little rushed over all but it was darn funny at times.
 
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