kalelofkrypton
New Member
I'm new to this wonderful world and just wanted to introduce myself and say hey and answer any question you guys may have. Why you have question for me, idk, but I'm here to answer.
Hello All
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TheSt.LouisKid
Sr Member
Welcome.
You should get a longer user name.
You should get a longer user name.
kalelofkrypton
New Member
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TheSt.LouisKid @ Jan 11 2007, 07:28 PM) [snapback]1395600[/snapback]</div>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thank you. It's good to know that sarcasm exists here. I love using it and some people just don't get it.
Welcome.
You should get a longer user name.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thank you. It's good to know that sarcasm exists here. I love using it and some people just don't get it.
superjedi
Sr Member
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kalelofkrypton2221115 @ Jan 11 2007, 08:36 PM) [snapback]1395605[/snapback]</div>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thank you. It's good to know that sarcasm exists here. I love using it and some people just don't get it.
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Dang... I was just going to change my user name today. I paid over a thousand dollars to an internet user name consulting firm to have them research it and come up with something that was perfect for my personality. They said (at the end of a 137 page report, taking into consideration a questionnaire containing over 11,000 items) that the perfect user name for me would be kalelofkrypton2221115.
And now you've taken it.. Aaauuuuuuuggggghhhhhh...
Anyway, welcome to the party.
:lol
Welcome.
You should get a longer user name.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thank you. It's good to know that sarcasm exists here. I love using it and some people just don't get it.
[/b][/quote]
Dang... I was just going to change my user name today. I paid over a thousand dollars to an internet user name consulting firm to have them research it and come up with something that was perfect for my personality. They said (at the end of a 137 page report, taking into consideration a questionnaire containing over 11,000 items) that the perfect user name for me would be kalelofkrypton2221115.
And now you've taken it.. Aaauuuuuuuggggghhhhhh...
Anyway, welcome to the party.
:lol
kalelofkrypton
New Member
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(superjedi @ Jan 11 2007, 07:45 PM) [snapback]1395611[/snapback]</div>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thank you. It's good to know that sarcasm exists here. I love using it and some people just don't get it.
[/b][/quote]
Dang... I was just going to change my user name today. I paid over a thousand dollars to an internet user name consulting firm to have them research it and come up with something that was perfect for my personality. They said (at the end of a 137 page report, taking into consideration a questionnaire containing over 11,000 items) that the perfect user name for me would be kalelofkrypton2221115.
And now you've taken it.. Aaauuuuuuuggggghhhhhh...
Anyway, welcome to the party.
:lol
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Wow, there's some strong players here. nice strike on the sarcasm front.
Welcome.
You should get a longer user name.
[/b]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thank you. It's good to know that sarcasm exists here. I love using it and some people just don't get it.
[/b][/quote]
Dang... I was just going to change my user name today. I paid over a thousand dollars to an internet user name consulting firm to have them research it and come up with something that was perfect for my personality. They said (at the end of a 137 page report, taking into consideration a questionnaire containing over 11,000 items) that the perfect user name for me would be kalelofkrypton2221115.
And now you've taken it.. Aaauuuuuuuggggghhhhhh...
Anyway, welcome to the party.
:lol
[/b][/quote]
Wow, there's some strong players here. nice strike on the sarcasm front.
Admiral Vaughn
Well-Known Member
Hey
~Russ
~Russ
rmschneider104
Sr Member
Welcome to the madness.
Boba Frett
Sr Member
Welcome
Darth Kahnt
Sr Member
Welcome to the RPF.
Raffles
Sr Member
Welcome.
I got a few questions for ya,
do those 6 ft party subs get made in a 6 ft oven?
why are diving licensce applications available in braille when the law says you have to fill them in yourself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
and
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Seriously though welcome to the rpf you won't find a more helpful, resourceful and useful site on the web..
I got a few questions for ya,
do those 6 ft party subs get made in a 6 ft oven?
why are diving licensce applications available in braille when the law says you have to fill them in yourself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
and
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Seriously though welcome to the rpf you won't find a more helpful, resourceful and useful site on the web..
As a member of the RPF for a few years, I've always tried to live by what Sean Connery said in "The hunt for Red October."....
"Most things in here don't react too well to bullets. "
Ok, so that doesn't really apply to anything.... eh, I'm drinking rum and coke and it's midnight in KC. What do I know??
Welcome aboard.
"Most things in here don't react too well to bullets. "
Ok, so that doesn't really apply to anything.... eh, I'm drinking rum and coke and it's midnight in KC. What do I know??
Welcome aboard.
slightlyagitatedwookie
Well-Known Member
I'm surprised it's gone this far without anyone saying it?.
So I'll do it....
"Welcome to the RPF... and check your wallet at the door"
So I'll do it....
"Welcome to the RPF... and check your wallet at the door"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(slightlyagitatedwookie @ Jan 13 2007, 02:26 PM) [snapback]1396452[/snapback]</div>
Thank God.......I was starting to worry about us.
I'm surprised it's gone this far without anyone saying it?.
So I'll do it....
"Welcome to the RPF... and check your wallet at the door"
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Thank God.......I was starting to worry about us.
I'm amazed nobody else answered these questions for you already.
Q: do those 6 ft party subs get made in a 6 ft oven?
A: Of course not. If they were they could only make one at a time. That's not a very efficient way to satisfy the constant demand for 6 ft party subs. 6 ft party subs have to be made in a much larger oven. In fact, I think the largest submarine sandwich loaf oven is somewhere in the Midwest. It was converted from a factory that was formerly used to manufacture B-17 bombers in World War II.
Q: why are diving licensce applications available in braille when the law says you have to fill them in yourself?
A: Who's to say that just because someone's blind they can't write. They just have a harder time telling when the pen runs out of ink.
Q: If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
A: It depends on who has the gun.
Q: Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
A: It gets tainted by the plastic bottle that it's packed in. As the plastic deteriorates, the water gains all kinds of ickiness.
Q: If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
A: As a trained naval architect I can assure you that coconuts make very poor boatbuilding material.
and
Q: Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
A: To prevent the possibility of lethal infections. This way people won't be reading the headlines the next day wondering if the newspaper made a typo or the executioner just got it wrong.
Q: do those 6 ft party subs get made in a 6 ft oven?
A: Of course not. If they were they could only make one at a time. That's not a very efficient way to satisfy the constant demand for 6 ft party subs. 6 ft party subs have to be made in a much larger oven. In fact, I think the largest submarine sandwich loaf oven is somewhere in the Midwest. It was converted from a factory that was formerly used to manufacture B-17 bombers in World War II.
Q: why are diving licensce applications available in braille when the law says you have to fill them in yourself?
A: Who's to say that just because someone's blind they can't write. They just have a harder time telling when the pen runs out of ink.
Q: If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
A: It depends on who has the gun.
Q: Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
A: It gets tainted by the plastic bottle that it's packed in. As the plastic deteriorates, the water gains all kinds of ickiness.
Q: If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
A: As a trained naval architect I can assure you that coconuts make very poor boatbuilding material.
and
Q: Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
A: To prevent the possibility of lethal infections. This way people won't be reading the headlines the next day wondering if the newspaper made a typo or the executioner just got it wrong.
Kadajiroth
Sr Member
Welcome. Enjoy your stay at the RPF.
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