Harrison Ford currently in negotiations for Star Wars Episode 7 !

[The Wook]

VERY EXCITING NEWS!!! Harrison Ford is actively in negotiations with Disney execs to reprise his role as Han in the new Star Wars movie! He's got some pretty stiff demands, though. I hope they can come to an agreement!

Check out the video here...

Harrison Ford's 'Star Wars Episode 7' Demands Are Hilariously Grumpy (VIDEO)

The Wook

 

[Philly]

What are the demands? I have no sound

 

[Jeyl]

What are the demands? I have no sound

Here they are.

Spoiler

Demand #1
"I want George Lucas' ashes. Where are they?!

Demand #2
"I want to keep my ear ring in."

Demand #3
"It will be a regular ear ring."

Demand #4
"Han only wears a sweat shirt and slacks now.

Demand #5 (After negotiating with #3)
"Fine, I'll do regular Han cloths but I won't work with Chewbacca."

Demand #6 (After saying that Chewie will die in compliance to #4)
"Make sure it's messy."

Demand #7
"I won't play Han Solo." *hangs up*

 

[joker-scar]

Soooooo. Mr. ... "I'll be glad never to see that costume again..." has changed his tune. First Lucas sells his company to the truely evil Empire and now Ford will play opposite once again to an 7' skinney ewok. How time erodes the pride....:lol

 

[Clutch]

Star Wars is dead to me now.

 

[Michael Bergeron]

LMAO! That was hilarious (and based on a couple of the comments folks clearly haven't watched the vid).

In all seriousness though Han was completely neutered by the end of ROTJ. I REALLY hope he's not in the next flim...

 

[joker-scar]

LMAO! That was hilarious (and based on a couple of the comments folks clearly haven't watched the vid).

i didn;t watch the vid cause: I....JUST....DON'T...CARE! I wish I did, truly, but the magic of the 1st 2 films (see how I even left out JEDI) can NEVER be rehashed....at least I have my memories.....but wait...are they "my' memories or just "implants"?. Wait...that's a whole other film....

 

[Jeyl]

i didn;t watch the vid cause: I....JUST....DON'T...CARE! I wish I did, truly, but the magic of the 1st 2 films (see how I even left out JEDI) can NEVER be rehashed.

But this video has nothing to do with rehashing the magic of the first two movies. It's a parody about getting a grumpy Harrison Ford to play a part that he's been openly bitter about.

 

[aeonpulse]

But this video has nothing to do with rehashing the magic of the first two movies. It's a parody about getting a grumpy Harrison Ford to play a part that he's been openly bitter about.

Yeah, that's what I saw. When I watched the video.

LMAO! That was hilarious (and based on a couple of the comments folks clearly haven't watched the vid).

Hah, CLEARLY.

 

[Qui-Gonzalez]

This was hilarious. "Golden Homosexual". The sleepy grunting sealed it for me.

 

[Bigdaddy]

the vid made me smile, but the thread response...:lol

 

[Robiwon]

Every one knows that wasn't the real Harrison Ford in the video on the phone right? It was an impersonator for a gag skit.

 

[Jet Beetle]

They'll just get Don Cheadle to play Han. And theres no way Im going to see this new Wonderful World of Star Wars unless theres a Richard Donner cut.

 

[Michael Bergeron]

Every one knows that wasn't the real Harrison Ford in the video on the phone right? It was an impersonator for a gag skit.

I would hope so... :lol

 

[niennumb1]

They'll get him. They'll pay what he wants as well as the other original cast. I think they know it's detrimental to how they'll transition the torch handing to whatever the new cast focus will be since I am expecting the OT cast to me more supporting or occasional roles (I can only assume).

 

[JD]

Evidently, Han goes back in time to stop the Empire from killing young Luke...

 

[CessnaDriver]

He plays the new Han Solo's dad.

 

[MooCriket]

:lolThat would be been incredible if it was the real deal.

 

[Wes R]

I think the only reason he would even be remotely interested is because Disney is paying well and George's scripts aren't involved.

 

[dms54nyc]

As a small part of me is excited about Harrison, He'll be 80 by the time this trilogy is complete. I dont know about anyone else but I dont want to see my child hood hero a frail old man. And I dont need to see him killed off like he wanted to be in jedi either.