jariksolo4
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Ya beat me to it! Just watched this masterpiece the other night. It's up on netflix on demand right now.:lol
"Cheesiest" movie; what's yours?
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Ya beat me to it! Just watched this masterpiece the other night. It's up on netflix on demand right now.:lol
Someone mentioned MST3K. I haven't seen a whole lot of that, but what I did see involved a movie titled "Samson vs. the Vampire Women."
The Vampire Women want to take over the world, and they have a cadre of shirtless vampire goons to help them do it. Their target: the daughter of a professor of something-or-other who has the blood they need to revive their queen. The only thing standing in their way: Samson, a short luchadore who permanently wears a silver mask. Add in the fact that it's shot in black and white, there's a wrestling match involved, and the whole movie is an English dub from the Spanish original, and it was cheese personified. Kept me laughing for hours.
The Vampire Women want to take over the world, and they have a cadre of shirtless vampire goons to help them do it. Their target: the daughter of a professor of something-or-other who has the blood they need to revive their queen. The only thing standing in their way: Samson, a short luchadore who permanently wears a silver mask. Add in the fact that it's shot in black and white, there's a wrestling match involved, and the whole movie is an English dub from the Spanish original, and it was cheese personified. Kept me laughing for hours.
Well, many wonderful slices of fromage, but for my money(and I actually paid to see it), I'm gonna go with "Krull." From the horrible FX to the barely playable video game, I won't even watch it when I'm drunk!
" We'll never make it in a day, it's 20 leagues from here!"
"Firemares-they can go 20 leagues in a day!"
And look, there they are, just waiting for us...
" We'll never make it in a day, it's 20 leagues from here!"
"Firemares-they can go 20 leagues in a day!"
And look, there they are, just waiting for us...
Great movie...but "Army of Darkness" meets the criteria of cheesy.
TheDoctor
Sr Member
That reminds me of that SNL skit of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea with Kelsey Grammer. He keeps trying to teach them the proper usage of the word "leagues".
Beowulf
Star Trek, the one that has the Whales... Are you kidding...
Blackula
Drunken Master
Spaceballs
Hawk the Slayer
Deep Blue Sea
300
Karate Kid (1 - 6)
Jason XX
Saturday Night Fever 1 & 2
to Wongfu something.. Satring 3 Transgender wannabes
Anything with Tim Allen...
Beaches
Any Giant Snake, Shark, Alligator or CGI Driven Movie (Exclude Jaws)
I fell sick now... Thanks.
Snoose
Star Trek, the one that has the Whales... Are you kidding...
Blackula
Drunken Master
Spaceballs
Hawk the Slayer
Deep Blue Sea
300
Karate Kid (1 - 6)
Jason XX
Saturday Night Fever 1 & 2
to Wongfu something.. Satring 3 Transgender wannabes
Anything with Tim Allen...
Beaches
Any Giant Snake, Shark, Alligator or CGI Driven Movie (Exclude Jaws)
I fell sick now... Thanks.
Snoose
cavx
Master Member
Yeah COMMANDO has more cheese than a pizza and that is what makes it such a collectable. I even bought the Blu-Ray. Speaking of COMMANDO, is there a thread on his outfit? I want the vest.
Kerr Avon
Master Member
"The Day After" being cheese ?
"Red Dawn" may be slightly close to cheesey.. but takes itself pretty seriously and isn't that over the top. It's not so completely unplausable that it delves into cheese.
But "The Day After?" Dude, that movie was horrific.
+1 vote for ^THIS^.
"I will have both of you brought off to the hell where people are SKINNED ALIVE, it's that simple understand!?!?"
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