neosporing
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i know this is out of context, but being that it is may the 4th..

What are you talking about?Oh no. We gotta do something.
Just find a way back into the detention blockThe old man wants us to wait right here.
But he didn't know she was here.
They're gonna execute her. A few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to do is stay?I'm not going anywhere.
Mmmm. Rich...powerful...if you were to rescue her the reward would be....
...What?
Well more wealth than you can imagine!
I dunno. I can imagine quite a bit!
You'll get it.
I'd better!
You will!
Alright kid. You'd better be right about this. What's your plan?
Uh....Threepio, hand me those binders there, willya? Okay...now I'm gonna put these on you...
>GROWRONK! ROWL!!< ["What?! The dickens, you say! You most certainly shall NOT put those on me until I know precisely what this plan is you've concocted!"]
Ok...Uh Han....y-you put those on him.
It's okay, Chewie. I think I know what he has in mind.
Lock the door.
And hope they don't have blasters.
That isn't very reassuring.
This is not gonna work.I can't see a thing in this helmet.
Prisoner transfer. From cellblock 1138?
I wasn't notified...I'll have to clear it.
Lookout he's broken loose!
He'll tear us all apart!
Y'all get out!
>Pew! Pew!<
>Kaboom!<
>ROWWWR!!< ["Ha ha! This is exhilerating!"]
>Pew! Pew!<
>Kaboom! Kaboom!<
We gotta find out what cell this prisoner of yours is in...here it is. 2187. You go get her. I'll hold 'em here.
Uhh....everything's under control here...situation normal.
What happened.
Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, um...everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now...thank you....how're you? >wince<
We're sending a squad up.
Uh..negative. Negative. We have a reactor leak here, uh, now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak. Very dangerous.
Who is this?! What's your operating number?
Uh....
>Pew!<
Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We're gonna have company!!
"Arent you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
"Huh?"
Oh, the uniform! I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you!
You're WHO?
I'm here to rescue you. I have your droids. I'm here with Ben Kenobi!
Ben Kenobi?! Where is he?
C'mon!
<vader paces>
HE is here..
What makes you think so?Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Don't underestimate the Force.Surely he must be dead by now.
The jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out in the universe. You my friend are all that is left of their religion.
*Beep*
Yes?
We have an emergency alert in detention block AA23.
The Princess? Put all stations on alert.
ObiWan is here, the Force is with him.
If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.
Escape is not his plan, I must face him, alone.