Can we accurately quote every line from Star Wars?

i know this is out of context, but being that it is may the 4th..

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Oh no. We gotta do something.

I'm not going anywhere. The old man wants us to wait right here.

But he didn't know she was here.
 
Oh no. We gotta do something.
What are you talking about?

The droids belong to her. She's the one in the message we've got to help her.

Now wait just a minute.
The old man wants us to wait right here.

But he didn't know she was here.
Just find a way back into the detention block
I'm not going anywhere.
They're gonna execute her. A few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to do is stay?
 
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Marching into the detention block is NOT what I had in mind!

But they're gonna kill her!

Better her than me!

...she's rich.

>Roomp gwarrar< ["What's that you say? Might she be able to pay off those debts we've accrued?"]

Rich?

Mmmm. Rich...powerful...if you were to rescue her the reward would be....

...Yeah?

Well more wealth than you can imagine!

I dunno. I can imagine quite a bit!

You'll get it.

I'd better!

You will!

Alright kid. What do you have in mind.

Uh....Threepio, hand me those binders. Alright...now I'm gonna put these on you...

>GROWRONK! ROWL!!< ["What?! The dickens, you say! You most certainly shall NOT put those on me until I know precisely what this plan is you've concocted!"]

Ok...Uh Han....y-you put those on him.

Easy Chewie. I think I know what he has in mind.
 
Mmmm. Rich...powerful...if you were to rescue her the reward would be....

...What?

Well more wealth than you can imagine!

I dunno. I can imagine quite a bit!

You'll get it.

I'd better!

You will!

Alright kid. You'd better be right about this. What's your plan?

Uh....Threepio, hand me those binders there, willya? Okay...now I'm gonna put these on you...

>GROWRONK! ROWL!!< ["What?! The dickens, you say! You most certainly shall NOT put those on me until I know precisely what this plan is you've concocted!"]

Ok...Uh Han....y-you put those on him.

It's okay, Chewie. I think I know what he has in mind.

Master Luke, sir, pardon me for asking, but what are Artoo and I to do if we're discovered here?
 
(PA announcements)
Scanning Control (blah blah)...Scanning Control (blah blah) :unsure
Three One Six, report to control.
Five three, upper bay door. Five three, upper bay door.

I can't see a thing in this helmet.
This is not gonna work.
Why didn't you say so before?
I did say so before.

Where are you taking this...thing?
 
Prisoner transfer. From cellblock 1138?

I wasn't notified...I'll have to check it.

Lookout he's broken loose!

>Pew! Pew!<

>Kaboom!<

>ROWWWR!!< ["Ha ha! This is exhilerating!"]

I'll get him!

>Pew! Pew!<

>Kaboom! Kaboom!<

We gotta find out what cell this prisoner of yours is in...here it is. 2187. You go get her. I'll hold 'em here.

Uhh....everything's under control here...situation normal.

What happened.

Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, um...everything's perfectly alright here. We're all fine, here...thank you....how're you? >wince<

We're sending a squad up.

Uh..negative. Negative. We have a reactor leak. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Very large leak. Very dangerous.

Who is this?! What's your operating number?

Uh....

>Pew!<

Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We're gonna have company!!
 
"Arent you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
"Huh?" (so tempted to put the Family Guy line here...) :)
 
Oh, the uniform! I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you!

You're WHO?

I'm Luke Skywalker! I'm here with your droids and Ben Kenobi!

Ben Kenobi?! Where is he?
 
Prisoner transfer. From cellblock 1138?

I wasn't notified...I'll have to clear it.

Lookout he's broken loose!

He'll tear us all apart!

Y'all get out!


>Pew! Pew!<

>Kaboom!<

>ROWWWR!!< ["Ha ha! This is exhilerating!"]

>Pew! Pew!<

>Kaboom! Kaboom!<

We gotta find out what cell this prisoner of yours is in...here it is. 2187. You go get her. I'll hold 'em here.

Uhh....everything's under control here...situation normal.

What happened.

Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, um...everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now...thank you....how're you? >wince<

We're sending a squad up.

Uh..negative. Negative. We have a reactor leak here, uh, now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak. Very dangerous.

Who is this?! What's your operating number?

Uh....

>Pew!<

Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We're gonna have company!!

"Arent you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
"Huh?"

Oh, the uniform! I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you!

You're WHO?

I'm here to rescue you. I have your droids. I'm here with Ben Kenobi!

Ben Kenobi?! Where is he?


<vader paces>

HE is here..


Obi-Wan Kenobi?
What makes you think so?

A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it, was in the presence of my old master.
Surely he must be dead by now.
Don't underestimate the Force.
 
If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.

Escaping is not his plan, i must face him....alone.
 
The jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out in the universe. You my friend are all that is left of their religion.

*Beep*

Yes?

We have an emergency alert in cell block 1138.

The Princess? Put all stations on alert.

ObiWan is here, I must face him, alone.

If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.

Escape is not his plan, leave him to me.
 
The jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out in the universe. You my friend are all that is left of their religion.

*Beep*

Yes?

We have an emergency alert in detention block AA23.

The Princess? Put all stations on alert.

ObiWan is here, the Force is with him.

If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.

Escape is not his plan, I must face him, alone.

Get behind me! Get behind me!

Watch your left! They went down the cell bay.
 
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