There's this whole bullspit notion that we have to give movies a chance. What a load of horsepucky. No we don't! I can look at a trailer or read about the buzz surrounding a film and determine, with probably about 95% accuracy, whether I will like that film. In RARE circumstances am I pleasantly surprised. In most instances, the film performs EXACTLY as I expected it to.
If it smells like a turd and looks like a turd, you don't need to taste it just to make sure it isn't actually chocolate.
I also HATE when people who think you can't pre judge a film based on either - a director and his previous work - actors and their previous work - all the pre release stuff about the film coming out.....
As SOON As I heard Michael Bay was attached to TMNT, I KNEW it was going to suck. Then I heard all the things about him wanting to make them aliens..the leaked early draft script that starred casey and april with guest stars, the ninja turtles....and finally,the nail in the coffin, the early michelangelo kid costume design giving us an idea of what the shrek turtles would look like. After that, I knew this wasn't something I would like. but lots of other people say 'you should give it a chance...' or 'You can't critique unless you see it'
So, in it's fourth week, I DID see it, just to see how bad it was. I almost fell asleep from boredom and groaning at the stupidity.
99% of the time, the vibe I get from a movie is usually spot on from the pre release, to the release..
I knew NOTHING about Guardians of the Galaxy. I didn't even know the property existed. But from the first trailer I Saw, I said...I HAVE to see this! and I wasn't dissapointed.
The first reaction I got from Suicide Squad, and BVS was 'What the.....'
And that's a shame, because I LOVE the characters. far more than any marvel verse character....and the stuff I see WB churning out....
Hell, Brave and the Bold was my favorite animated series since young justice. because you could tell the people putting the series together got the characters and understood what made them tick...either in their own universe, or outside of it.
And young justice had great little throw away jokes. there is one shot that always gets al augh. mrs.martian cooking in the kitchen, conner with egg on his face just sitting watching the TV. Red Tornado walks in, spies the odd scene...and quietly walks out. THAT'S more of what I'd like to see. not grim and gritty and batman shooting guns of all things.
I'll probably go see it late next week when crowds have died down a little..I have a feeling rifftax will have fun with this one referencing Birdemic if one of the oddest lines I've ever heard quoted in a super hero movie proves to be true.