The tale of the furious fanboy.
Once there was the world's biggest collector of unfinished, and indeed unopened, Bandai kits.
"Yeah, I'll get started on these just as soon as I make some room on my workbench!" he'd say, gesturing vaguely at the groaning shelves packed with boxes.
Then, one day, the unspeakable occurred. While gazing lovingly at his stash, the shelves couldn't take any more, and collapsed in an avalanche of styrene and cardboard. It took hours for rescue personnel to excavate the World War II tank kits, the masses of Gundam boxes, the occasional Star Trek box. And it was too late!
From that day, his son swore a mighty oath. Never again! He never left his basement, and dedicated his life to posting furious screeds on the Internet, cursing his evil nemesis. "I will make them pay!" he cried.