Avatar spawning baby names.

My aunt works in the hospital and she was present when a young mother who had given birth to fraternal twins was asked what she wanted to name her children..
she replied "They already named them for me. Molley and Femolley. (written in the way she said it)
The hospital staff assured her that they had done NO such thing but she wouldn't have it as she liked the names for her new little boy and girl.

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My aunt works in the hospital and she was present when a young mother who had given birth to fraternal twins was asked what she wanted to name her children..
she replied "They already named them for me. Molley and Femolley. (written in the way she said it)
The hospital staff assured her that they had done NO such thing but she wouldn't have it as she liked the names for her new little boy and girl.

What it actually said?
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A nursing teacher at the school I work for had the exact same thing happen when she was a nurse.
 
Back in the day, people were named after those the parents admired - Amelia Earheart, for example.
Nowadays it's mostly faux celebrities and sports people, with the occasional LSD-fuelled rock music trip providing the inspiration:

Fifi-Trixibelle
Heavenly Hirani Tiger-Lily
Moon Unit Zappa

Besides, Pandora was also the name of Adrian Mole's love interest in 'The Secret Diary of...". Has been a legitimate name for ages.
Neytiri sounds African.

Might as well hassle someone for naming their kid John, as in "Mister Officer John MacClaine of the New York Police Department".
In a couple of years, the general public won't even remember Avatar.
 
There's a guy directing films, goes by Duncan Jones these days.

Gonna be an awful lot of deed polls in a few years, is all I'm sayin.
 
Here are some awesome ones I've come across over the past five or ten years:

Lasagna (Went to college with my brother)

Le-A (Pronouced, La-Dash-A, when I attempted it with a Leia she informed me that "the dash is not silent, insert rectal profanity here")

Marijuana Pepsi (read an article in the news about her last week)

Wonderful Terric Monds III (Played for the Chattanooga Lookouts minor league team)
 
By far the worst pop-culture names I've ever heard of is when sports fanatics name their kids ESPN.

Nicholas Cage named his kid Kale El, although Kal is a pretty cool name.

When I was in college there was a guy named Random in an English class I had.
I once met a guy who's driver's license listed his first name as Sputnik, middle name Television.

This chick I worked with named her son Courage Jones.

While it's pretty ****ed up to name your kids after alien characters from a movie, the names from Avatar are pretty tame compared to stupid hippie names and naming your kid after sports network.
 
See, here's the problem (at least as I see it) with the "vanity" names.

I understand wanting to give your kid a somewhat unique name. (Like, Unique and her twin sister Monique.) But the issue I have is that these people don't really consider what life will be like for their kids. I don't just mean as a little kid in grade school, I mean throughout their ENTIRE lives. I mean, let's consider for a second what life will be like for little Courage Jones.

As a very little kid, he'll undoubtedly be teased about it and feel pressured to actually be courageous. Possibly to a stupid and dangerous degree. Now, being teased is nothing that you can shield your kid from. People will find ways to turn even the most mundane name into something used to torture a kid. So, in that sense, I guess you get a pass for an "exotic" name as a little kid. I mean, hell, even John is gonna get grief from his friends once they find out it's another word for "toilet," ya know?

But think about when the kid hits junior high where being "different" is a mark of shame, rather than a badge of honor. It's hard enough on kids to go through taht period of life dealing with all the normal junior high BS and such. But to throw in the added burden of being named Courage? Unless that kid is SUPREMELY confident in himself from a very early age, AND has managed to somehow command the respect and admiration of his junior high peers, he's in for a rougher time than most.

College, I suppose, you get a pass on. Nobody cares what your name is then, because they're too busy doing the college thing.

But what about when someone decides to go into a profession. I mean, not to disrespect anyone on this board who may be named or know someone named Tiffany, but dude, that's a stripper name. Can you imagine hearing a bailiff say "All rise. The honorable Judge Tiffany Jones now presiding." Or someone paging doctor Random Smith?

Ultimately, I think you can rock almost any name (except Aloysius) if you're an interesting/cool enough person at your core, but I can see where stuff like that would also be a burden because it ends up with you having to explain yourself EVERY DAMN TIME you talk to someone. "Hi. Yeah, my name is Random. No, not a joke and I didn't change it myself. Yeah, my parents thought it was cool."

Thing is, a name is something you have to live with every day of your life. It can affect your experiences throughout life (see also, A Boy Named Sue). I don't think it's soemthing that should be taken lightly, nor something where "oh, I just thought it sounded cool" should be the deciding factor. I also think that there's an element of "vanity plate" mindset that can go into naming a child, and that can be kind of self-centered on the part of the parent. Yes, your child is an extension of yourself in some respects, but they're going to live their own independent life, and they'll have to do it with the name you gave 'em, good, bad, or ugly. Yes, they can change it later in life, but even so, it's already part of their identity.


Which is exactly why I'll be naming MY children after the characters from Welcome Back Kotter. Meet Horschach, Boom-Boom, and Epstein, and my youngest, Mister Kotter.
 
Things like Courage, Temperance, Beauty and other qualities are typical African names.
I don't see a problem with those.

Other things can be great, if you know how to handle them:
"Nat? Your parent's name you for a bug?"
"Actually, it's short for Natasha. What kind of a name is 'Chance'?"
"Well, my mama took one :)".
 
I once heard of brothers named Orangejello and lemonjello. A friend had worked on their case for work.
 
Ah yes, the mythical "Orangejello and Lemonjello". Your friend didn't work on the case, nor did your cousin's sister in law assist in the delivery, etc., etc. :p

At any rate, kids with "normal" names going by something else is a matter of choice. The name you're given, though, is something you're stuck with. I just don't think kids should be treated like vanity plates for your car, ya know? They're independent beings who will live their own lives and will have to deal with all manner of stuff. They don't need the additional burden of being a boy named Sue, unless you WANT them to grow up pickin' fights and living in shame.
 
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