How about the "let me say something very profound or revealing to the plot of the film... pause... then... turn toward but not look at the camera and... repeat what I just said..."
Then we hear the dramatic music follow - DHUM DHUM DHUMMMMMMMM.... DHUM DHUMMMMMM
UGH...
Then we hear the dramatic music follow - DHUM DHUM DHUMMMMMMMM.... DHUM DHUMMMMMM
UGH...