The $350 Mascot
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Laffo
Sr Member
Slaves? Mines? Man the I.T. crash screwed SF up worse than I thought.
Thanks Guys. There's plenty more smart assery on it's way. I'll update what got done today before I crash.
Out Fools,
Laffo.
Laffo
Sr Member
Here's the Day's wrap up:
I was not lying when I said it is painted on the outside of the damn building.
Well the Gigantically Obese White Guy I got in the fight with doesn't own The Ross anymore. Seems he died. I guess weighing 700 lbs and chain smoking will shorten your life.
Looks like I won that one.
He was the only man I've ever seen that was completely Khaki. His Skin, Eyes, Hair and Clothing were all Khaki. Hell even the Whites of his Eyes and Teeth were Khaki. I will have to correct myself - he wasn't totally Khaki - his Toenails looked like Corn Chips, so he definitely had some Yellow going on. Oh, and the inside of his ears looked like he'd cleaned them with a Cheeto, so they were Orange. Other than that he was Khaki.
Now an older Black Lady and her Gianormous Son own it. She thought all this was pretty funny. I took in the body so we'd get the waist right. 70 inches. No, stop and think about it. A 70 inch waist.
This will put that into perspective:
That's a standard door.
Here's what I learned at Ross - being Khaki is hazardous to your health, it probally is tough to have a 70 inch waistline, Good God - Hamighty is them Fat Clothes is Muy Expensive!
70 inch shorts - $50!?! Granted there's 23 yards of fabric in them, but leave a feller enough for a Sack o' Krystals sews I can keep my weight up why don't ya?
Talk her down to $35. They have 12X T-Shirts. I'm 6'6" and weight 275 lbs and I'm a pretty stout guy. I stepped through THE NECKHOLE OF A 12X T-SHIRT.
Went to buy some Fancy Hair at my Weave Store.
My Gay Wig Friend was out of Green Wigs. Damn, I forgot to take a picture of him. Whatever, I'll get one and stick it in a later post as a surprise.
Well anyways, the Ladies love me there. For some reason I'm a HUGE hit with the 50+ Black Ladies. They love my ridiculous ass. Gave me double discount with the Weenie Queen's Beauty License. $20,000 worth of AVEDA school so I can save $23. Great.
The Sto:
Dug out the 581. This stuff is Magic. It will weld Foam Rubber like, well, Magic. I bought a whole case of this when we built the 40 foot foam rubber Squid I fought in my Deep Sea Diving Suit, in the 20,000 Leagues Haunted House we did in 2001. Hopefully it's still good. Should be, will test it tomorrow.
You can get it here:
http://www.glueplace.com/581-foam--fabric-spray-adhes.html
Anyhoo got to sewing and after an 1 long hour of fighting my damn Sewing Machine. Turns out they like to be oiled every now and then and then they'll work.
Got the Pants almost done and got the Vest started. Have to layout the back design for the Vest tomorrow and take it to the Screenprinter:
http://www.workhorseprintery.com/
to get it and our Chef Jackets printed. Will post that later, I still have to draw the Corndog with Batwings for the middle of it.
Front:
Back:
Night ya Jerks,
Laffo.
I was not lying when I said it is painted on the outside of the damn building.
Well the Gigantically Obese White Guy I got in the fight with doesn't own The Ross anymore. Seems he died. I guess weighing 700 lbs and chain smoking will shorten your life.
Looks like I won that one.
He was the only man I've ever seen that was completely Khaki. His Skin, Eyes, Hair and Clothing were all Khaki. Hell even the Whites of his Eyes and Teeth were Khaki. I will have to correct myself - he wasn't totally Khaki - his Toenails looked like Corn Chips, so he definitely had some Yellow going on. Oh, and the inside of his ears looked like he'd cleaned them with a Cheeto, so they were Orange. Other than that he was Khaki.
Now an older Black Lady and her Gianormous Son own it. She thought all this was pretty funny. I took in the body so we'd get the waist right. 70 inches. No, stop and think about it. A 70 inch waist.
This will put that into perspective:
That's a standard door.
Here's what I learned at Ross - being Khaki is hazardous to your health, it probally is tough to have a 70 inch waistline, Good God - Hamighty is them Fat Clothes is Muy Expensive!
70 inch shorts - $50!?! Granted there's 23 yards of fabric in them, but leave a feller enough for a Sack o' Krystals sews I can keep my weight up why don't ya?
Talk her down to $35. They have 12X T-Shirts. I'm 6'6" and weight 275 lbs and I'm a pretty stout guy. I stepped through THE NECKHOLE OF A 12X T-SHIRT.
Went to buy some Fancy Hair at my Weave Store.
My Gay Wig Friend was out of Green Wigs. Damn, I forgot to take a picture of him. Whatever, I'll get one and stick it in a later post as a surprise.
Well anyways, the Ladies love me there. For some reason I'm a HUGE hit with the 50+ Black Ladies. They love my ridiculous ass. Gave me double discount with the Weenie Queen's Beauty License. $20,000 worth of AVEDA school so I can save $23. Great.
The Sto:
Dug out the 581. This stuff is Magic. It will weld Foam Rubber like, well, Magic. I bought a whole case of this when we built the 40 foot foam rubber Squid I fought in my Deep Sea Diving Suit, in the 20,000 Leagues Haunted House we did in 2001. Hopefully it's still good. Should be, will test it tomorrow.
You can get it here:
http://www.glueplace.com/581-foam--fabric-spray-adhes.html
Anyhoo got to sewing and after an 1 long hour of fighting my damn Sewing Machine. Turns out they like to be oiled every now and then and then they'll work.
Got the Pants almost done and got the Vest started. Have to layout the back design for the Vest tomorrow and take it to the Screenprinter:
http://www.workhorseprintery.com/
to get it and our Chef Jackets printed. Will post that later, I still have to draw the Corndog with Batwings for the middle of it.
Front:
Back:
Night ya Jerks,
Laffo.
cayman shen
Master Member
Cleaned his ear with a Cheeto. Jeeeezus. Keep em coming!
ItsThatGuy
Sr Member
This is a riot! :lol
Laffo
Sr Member
I'm PISSED, PISSED, PISSED I didn't know about this sooner.
http://furryweekend.com/
Fryinstein and The Mr. Bigfoot will be there next year. We're gonna film a Documentary.
"Scritch" this.
Laffo.
http://furryweekend.com/
Fryinstein and The Mr. Bigfoot will be there next year. We're gonna film a Documentary.
"Scritch" this.
Laffo.
ItsThatGuy
Sr Member
Laffo
Sr Member
Really? A Drunken Bigfoot at the FurryCon? Think of the possibilities.
It's 2 miles up the road from me. It's 1000 Plushies and one guy in a Bigfoot Suit who is Bigfoot not a Plushy. Recipe for greatness.
Laffo.
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Cleverlilminx
Well-Known Member
Hey there's nothing wrong with going to a furry con and getting drunk!!!
At least I see nothing wrong with it! :lol
Best thread on the RPF in a long time!!
I'm gearing up to make a big costume of my own and actually have learned a thing or two from reading this thread.
At least I see nothing wrong with it! :lol
Best thread on the RPF in a long time!!
I'm gearing up to make a big costume of my own and actually have learned a thing or two from reading this thread.
Laffo
Sr Member
I'm gearing up to make a big costume of my own and actually have learned a thing or two from reading this thread.
Thanks.
Here's the big Secret -
Buy something used and revamp it. Cuts your costs by 3/4.
Another tip:
Punch a hole in the top of the head. Steal some swing chain from an old swing set, feed through the hole in the head and then through a messed up CD you tried to burn, tie a knot in the chain - There - your head is outta the way and you can actually sculpt on it in the round.
Laffo.
ItsThatGuy
Sr Member
:lol So foolish that it's actually brilliant! :thumbsup
Darth Mule
Sr Member
This is hilrious. I have to say. I'll be in Atlanta all summer, and I'm tempted to take a tour of all these places. Maybe even get a banana dog and try to talk bigfoot into a beer.
Can't wait to see more on this project.
Can't wait to see more on this project.
Laffo
Sr Member
There are many Pallookaville Gigs coming up, The Drive-In is open, I will point you to what the NYT calls the best Hamburger in the USA, I tend to agree, we have Rock n' Roll Monster Bash, The Spook Show and Bigfoot always drinks Beer.
Atlanta is a GREAT place in the Summer.
The Pallookaville Season and Fryinstein's debut will be Saturday April 11, 2009.
http://www.lowbrowgalleryatlanta.com/thegallery/The_Gallery_at_East_Atlanta_Tattoo.html
Let him know about Beer.
Laffo.
Atlanta is a GREAT place in the Summer.
The Pallookaville Season and Fryinstein's debut will be Saturday April 11, 2009.
http://www.lowbrowgalleryatlanta.com/thegallery/The_Gallery_at_East_Atlanta_Tattoo.html
Let him know about Beer.
Laffo.
Forestmoonstudio
Sr Member
Get your ass moving! We don't care if you have a real life. We want to see Fryinstein finished.:lol
WE WANT UPDATE PICS,WE WANT UPDATE PICS. All together now.
WE WANT UPDATE PICS,WE WANT UPDATE PICS. All together now.
