You know you watch too much cartoons when ?

[propologist]

..you start over analyzing them . My two year old and I where watching Clifford the big red dog and all could think about was .".How large his dumps had to be !" . I mean where would they put them. they must use a bulldozer to clean up after him.

as few more recently for me:

1. I wish they would do a family guy bit on the " mystery Mouse-ca-tool thing " I always think of Skeet shooting every-time I see it.

2. Is Dora an illegal alien ( I can see stewie asking her for " papers"

3. Handy Manny Never pays for anything..does he has a " thing" for Kelly. What is that teaching our kids. An I hate the dual language thing too..but that's another topic. they must be banging because he just walks in and takes whatever.

just a few observations..please add more.

 

[Wes R]

Dora is an illegal alien as is Diego and probably the people who made them lol. When you start wondering if they're brainwashing your kids into speaking spanish you have issues (they are but that's another story).
You know you've seen cartoons too much when you know music cues and lines (me with the original animated Transformers movie).
If you can play trivia about the shows in question and you're right over 50% of the time you've seen too many cartoons.
When you wonder how stewie could be born with a head that shape you have too much time on your hands.

 

[Clutch]

When you wonder how stewie could be born with a head that shape you have too much time on your hands.

Or the kid on the left.

 

[ave4uevoli]

you know you watch too many cartoons when you know the answers to these questions..

stewie was born with a regular head - he got the football when he slammed into the ceiling while jumping on the bed. That was all answered in 10 seconds in... oh - I forget which season.

YouTube - Family Guy: Stewie Jumps on the Bed

... I don't know anything about the triangle kid... But I'm thinking some sort of sexual act with a chicken must have taken place.
:lol

 

[Wes R]

you know you watch too many cartoons when you know the answers to these questions..

stewie was born with a regular head - he got the football when he slammed into the ceiling while jumping on the bed. That was all answered in 10 seconds in... oh - I forget which season.

YouTube - Family Guy: Stewie Jumps on the Bed

... I don't know anything about the triangle kid... But I'm thinking some sort of sexual act with a chicken must have taken place.
:lol

I always wondered about that with stewie because whenever they do flashbacks of him in the womb he has the football head and knowing family guy that bed jumping incident probably isn't even canon now lol. Family guy history seems to change alot.

You know you've seen too many cartoons when you can recognize the names and voices of the voice actors and list other shows they've done.

 

[Amish Trooper]

Family guy history seems to change alot.

Well Seth MacFarlane is a huge Lucas fan.

 

[Wes R]

lol. Very nice. Yeah but mcfarlane does it on purpose, lucas does it because he just wants the cash from whatever is convenient. In another 20 years jarjar will be a jedi master the way things get changed.

 

[themanwoaname]

i was flipping channels around 1am last night, and i stumbled on shera princess of power on qubo.

so i looked into it, and noticed i just missed an hour of heman, and then after shera is an hour of bravestarr and then an hour of ghostbusters (with the monkey).

i had to relay the good news some where. qubo fellas, midnights.

 

[Qui-Gonzalez]

Dora is an illegal alien as is Diego and probably the people who made them lol. When you start wondering if they're brainwashing your kids into speaking spanish you have issues (they are but that's another story).

You do realize Sesame Street has been doing this for decades, right? God forbid we learn more than one language. For the record, I wish my dad would have forced Spanish on me growing up. That said, I speak a dee Engrish gud!

 

[Wes R]

You do realize Sesame Street has been doing this for decades, right? God forbid we learn more than one language. For the record, I wish my dad would have forced Spanish on me growing up. That said, I speak a dee Engrish gud!

True. I don't remember much about other languages on Sesame street, when i was watching it i was still grasping tying my shoes and english lol. If i have kids i'm gonna be a horrible parent and not let my kids watch half these new cartoons. You know you watch too many cartoons when you realize that even the lamest ones when you were a kid are light years better than what is on now.

 

[cayman shen]

You can name which episodes of He-man re-used the same stock animation...

 

[themanwoaname]

lol, dont they all?

 

[Probe Droid]

Not at all. I could never understand why Clifford was't put to sleep, other than there wasn't enough gas. Clifford, the Big Red Pain In The Arse. How many law suits would come of that???

If you wanted to get really nasty, someone could animate the big C taking a 500lb dump on FILL IN THE BLANK.

Luckily, my kid only watches baseball now. Although, he's a Mets fan, so the 500lb dump is familiar territory.

 

[MooMooEgg]

I made one of my friends HATE me when I posted this on her facebook page after she watched The Lion King:

Did you realize that in a pride of lions, there are multiple females, claimed by only one or two males. We can assume there are only two males in the coalition: Mufasa and Scar.

That means Simba and Nala, who are from the same pride, either have the same father or are cousins. So 3/4ths of the way through the film, the animated lovemaking between the two of them is incestual. Male cubs who come of age usually leave their birth pride to find their own in order to prevent such disturbing events from occurring.

Your childhood has now been destroyed. Have a nice day =)

I don't know how accurate my claim is, but it still is funny :lol

 

[Sluis Van Shipyards]

My nephew is 7 and he was watching Dora with my niece, who is 3. So my niece leaves the room, thankfully, and he says "Why doesn't someone just shoot Swiper? He wouldn't steal anything then would he?" :lol


One of my favorite things on Family Guy is when they showed that Cleveland was an auctioneer and then something hit him in the head to make him talk slow.

 

[AJK001]

You know you watch too much cartoons when you start a thread about it on the RPF! :lol

 

[propologist]

You know you watch too much cartoons when you start a thread about it on the RPF! :lol

agreed. I download and watch more cartoons than the normal person I'm sure. I just downloaded the EWOKS series and working on getting all the GOBOTS too...MASK etc...

 

[MooCriket]

Hey Propologist, you ever watch Dinosaur Train with your son? I was half watching this with my son and your Clifford story came to mind.

These Dino buddies were playing, and decided they were going to play hiding go seek, or something along those lines when they spotted some really big rocks...turns out a Gigantosaurus walks over and says, those are'nt rocks...that's my poolol

Anyway, I could'nt believe it, and I lol'd a more than once during that episode. You should check it out:thumbsup

YouTube - Dinosaur Train Ep10 "Laura the Giganotosaurus; Dinosaur Poop!" Pt.3

 

[Wes R]

lol. that reminds me of a few episodes of Rocco's modern life, Animaniacs, and ren and stimpy that made you stop and say 1) how'd they get that past the censors, and 2) how do they know that there will be adults watching to get those jokes as they're way more mature than most kids would have gotten back then.

 

[Mercury]

You do realize Sesame Street has been doing this for decades, right? God forbid we learn more than one language. For the record, I wish my dad would have forced Spanish on me growing up. That said, I speak a dee Engrish gud!

I wish I spoke Spanish so I could understand the Latino channel. :lol I wonder why most cable channels offer close captioning in Spanish but that channel doesn't offer it in English. It's frustrating when they show an English movie that I'd like to watch but I can't understand what's being said. :cry