What does one wear under spandex to hide... "definition?"

hahha thanks GM... I will get down to DC one of these years to see you guys!

So these dance belts, you don't see their seams through the superhero tights?

It's fairly subtle. The seams are placed in a way to hide them when underneath spandex, tights, whatev. They're designed for male dancers that tend to wear such things.
 
Dance belts gentlemen! Go to ur local dance wear store and ask them there. They sell many types. Try the thicker spandex ones they are more comfortable. Nothing worse than showing ur stuff off around a bunch of kids looking up at Superman. TACKY!
 
Man, if that wasn´t the classiest of announcements on the RPF, I don´t know what it is! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well-said, Sarge!
 
What you wear would depend on what you are doing in your costume and how you want to look... lol
If you want to lessen the effect try a dance belt...
If you want to hide it, tuck and pad it.. lol
And if you want to show it off, wear a c@ck ring cuz it'll stick it all out front.

Eesh, I think I know way too much about this stuff... lol
 
Dance belts are great.
However, I've worn alot of spandex costumes on Halloween and I like to have actual protection from the occational drunk people that want to cop a feel or worse.

Instead of using a cup & jock strap, you could get a simple groin protector like this one (used in martial arts, boxing, etc.) for around $13.
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I find that these are usually more contoured than cups, are more comfortable, and tend to look better if you've got a belt on the costume.
 
Yes, please by all means, cover your junk up. :eek The only "double O and 7" I wanna see are my husbands. :love :lol
 
Hell I say go the other direction... Pay a visit to your local adult bookstore and pick something out that hangs to you knees...!

THAT should make for an interesting con experience!

:p
 
Actually? There used to be molded foam shoulder pads available for women's dreses and coats. I'm not talking about the sewn ones, but the ones that are a rounded, soft foam pad... like furniture foam. I don't know if you can still get them, but they used to be available at fabric stores.

It makes a perfect pad to a) hide your junk, b) smooth and fill out the "area", and c) reduce the embarrassing results of "crotch graze" by literally putting a barrier between your stuff and the public at large.

I've known several dancers who use them.

-Gordon
 
You could tuck and do what the drag queens sometimes do. On top of your underwear, place a couple strips of duct tape from front to back. I've never seen a dance belt, but it's probably a similar effect.
 
For my spider costume I use a cup in one of those boxer brief style shorts. It's made out of underarmor material so it lets my junk breath. Also I got the ones designed for boxers or fighters and it is really comfy.
 
I'm seriously considering printing this advice out as a pamphlet and handing it out at conventions. There's this guy at one of the shows I attend who always dresses up, and is always showing his off.
 
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