I dreamed I saw the movie last night. Ridley was in the queue too, waiting to go in. I joshed with him about the gripes I've posted here. He goes, "Yeah, I saw that", and gives me a half-friendly clip round the ear while I duck like a cheeky schoolboy. The movie was terrifying, though nothing whatever to do with the real one - like, the jockeys weren't suits for a start, and it had Jeff Goldblum's daughter from The Lost World, and there was a plague which turned you into a rectangular sheet of coloured glass.