I'll have to visit next time I'm out there. Thanks.
I love this smart, funny and often touching show and as an homage (and since I have way too much time on my hands) I just watched all 96 episodes from start to finish while taking notes in order to reproduce Earl's list.
1. Stole ten dollars from a guy at the Camden Market
2. Took money from car coin holders
3. Copped a feel off old Miss Jones but I think she liked
4. Blew Dad's chance to be elected Mayor
5. Picked my nose in public
6. Borrowed money from tip jar
7. Slept with SJ's GF
8. I did my best friend's girl A LOT
18. Told an inappropriate story at Hank Lang's birthday party
22. Peed in the back of a cop car
24. Stole a red number machine
26. Robbed a stoner blind
27. Made fun of people with accents
28. Stole those pine tree air fresheners
29. Harassed a reporter
30. Stole a motorcycle
31. Ruined Joy's chance of being on tv
32. Bullied Wally Panzer
35. Stole an organ
37. Stole a laptop
40. Wrecked the kids playhouse
41. Snatched a kid's Halloween candy when he came to my trailer to trick or treat
42. Cut holes in all of Dad's shirts to show his nipples
43. Racked a rich guy
44. Picked on a French kid
45. Wasted electricity
47. Stole an RV
49. I've been wasteful
50. Kicked the leader singer out of my band
51. Slept with Ralph's Mom
52. Stole treasure from the library
53. Put used gum under almost every table I've ever sat at
56. Larceny of a kitty cat
57. Gave Randy a swirlie when he was five
58. Fixed a high school football game
59. Everything I did to Dad
60. Pulled fire alarm
61. Stole Mom's car (but I gave it back)
62. Stole gas
63. Wasted electricity
64. Picked on Kenny James
65. Cost Dad the election
66. Let mice out at school play
67. Ran over Crackers
68. Blew up mailboxes
69. Cheated on school tests A LOT
72. Cost Joy a hot tub
73. Always took a penny never left a penny
74. Always ruined Joy's Christmas
75. Used mail box as a trash can
76. Borrowed Mom's car
77. Shoved an old lady out of the w...
78. Got drunk on Easter
79. Killed cat trying to see if it would land on it's feet
80. Parked in handicapped space
82. Borrowed silverware from Crab Shack
83. Never took the time to teach Randy to blow a bubble
84. Faked death to break up with a girl
85. Took clothes from...laundry mat
86. Stole a car from a one-legged girl
87. Chased away Mom and Dad's friends
88. Told Randy he would bounce if he jumped
89. Wrecked Dad's car...
90. Accidentlly started a fire
91. Made fun of Maggie Lester
94. Ruined Dodge and Earl Jr.'s Halloween
98. Told Dodge & Earl Jr. we would have a father / son day at Mystery Fun Land and didn't take them
101. Stole a girl's identity
102. Harmed and possibly killed innocent people with second-hand smoke
107. Put bleach in laundry detergent
108. Lost Dad's Mustang
109. Fixed wiring so neighbors (noisy ones) didn't have power for a week
111. Accidentally broke Tom's toe
112. Let Donny Jones serve jail time for a crime I committed
116. Rolled John Fenster down a hill in a Porta Potty
117. Killed cat trying to see if it would land on its feet
119. Ruined Joy's chance to get into art school
121. Went to sex anonymous support group to pick up girls
126. Stole from the Henson kids
127. Stole a badge from a police officer
136. I've been a litterbug
139. Stole beer from a golfer
142. Had egg fight down a main street
143. Farted in Joy's Face
144. Pulled whiskers from Randy's chin
145. Ditched Jessie to marry Joy
146. Stole Kenny's lunch every day in 5th and 6th grade
147. Shot Gwen Waters in the ass with a BB
148. Accidentally neutered Joy's breeding dog
149. Screwed up Joy's baby pants
150. Fix Randy
151. Beat up Joy's nitpicking Internet friend
152. Told Joy Bruce Willis was a ghost
153. Broke Joy's fancy figurine
154. Gave Joy a tape worm
155. Sold Joy's hair
156. Told Joy Dan Dodd messed himself on the golf course
157. Gave Joy 236 bladder infections
158. Made Randy steal electronic game and he got caught (picture is still posted at Circuit City)
159. Stole P's HD Cart
160. Set off bottle rockest at Randy with...
164. Burned down a barn at the Right Choice Ranch
165. Threw a penny in man's throat hole and made a wish
171. Went to Sex Anonymous support group to pick up girls
172. Shot a tail light trying to catch a bullet
174. Ruined Dodge's career day
182. Played tetherball with Randy's face
183. Never took Joy's side
186. Was mean to the crazy witch lady
187. Slept with another man's wife (Sherry)
188. Slept with another man's wife (Linda)
201. Conned an old man out of $100
202. Stole a wallet from a guy at a gas station
203. Stole various snacks and drinks from a local quick stop
204. Seduced 7 virgins
205. Ruined Club Chubby's Mistletoe
206. Refused to dance with Too-Tall Maggie at the eighth grade dance
207. I've been wasteful
213. Never let Randy have anything nicer than me
219. Stole a Bookmobile
239. Made a kid scared of the boogeyman
241. Made Derek Stone late for work
260. Neglected Randy
261. Ruined Joy's wedding
262. Slept with Crabman's fiance
263. Broke bus stop while looking for Poncho the blue fish
264. Didn't pay taxes
265. Punched Tom in gut
266. Never gave Mom a good Mother's Day
267. Lost my own car cause I'm an idiot
270. Kept a guy locked in a truck
273. Kept myself from being an adult
a. Finish high school
b. Get a real job
c. Move out of the motel
277. Broke up Randy and Pinky
278. Broke up Tiffany and Dodge
"It's on my list..."
Took Donny away from his mother for for 2 years
Took away Randy's touchdown
Broke John Shepard's window
Ruined kid's Christmas bikes
Took donuts from a bank where I was not a customer
Stole a bird bath
Robbed a book store
Stole Christmas presents dressed as Santa
Made a cat fat
Made a woman think I was God
Pulled wigs off old ladies heads
Invented "Smear the Kenny"
Got Catalina deported
Stole a police car (twice)
Robbed a garage
Turned a homeless guy blue
Tied Randy to a chair
Peed on Mom's rug
Got Darnell stoned
Hurt Donnie Jones with a potted fern
Made fun of Joy when she was pregnant
Ruined Mom and Dad's anniversery
Stole DJ Dave's equipment
Lost business woman a klient
Stole lumber from construction site
Robbed a deaf person
Used Glen Shipley to break into a house
Made a healer boy scared of his own hands
Ruined Dad's vacation
Tipped Joy's trailer
Robbed a bagger
Stole Buddy Zaks Make-A-Wish pony
Kept Kenny (Randy) from his dream of being a cheerleader
Cost Randy a little brother
Sold a guy a lemon car
Put a dent in the Crab Shack bar
Pushed Slow Roger down a hill in a Porta Potty
Got the baby sitter pregnant
Didn't help Raynard
Burned Zeke Cavanaugh's shirts
Blinded a dog
Stole Chaz Dalton's space suit
Stole a man's tools and knocked over a porta potty he was in
Slept with Reverand's wife
Prison list (pillow case)
1. Stole an extra...
2. Looked other way during a stabbing
3. Wrote on prison pillowcase
4. Made Frank's girl dump him
Randy's list item
1. Stole Earl's Andrew Dice Clay belt buckle
Accidentally broke Tom's toe
Accidentally neutered Joy's breeding dog
Accidentally started a forest fire
Aimed and set off bottle rockets at Randy when he was on a date
Always ruined Joy's Christmas
Always took a penny, never left a penny
Beat up Joy's nitpicking Internet friend
Blew Dad's chance to be elected mayor
Been a lazy lover
Blew up mailboxes
Borrowed silverware from Crabshack
Borrowed money from tip jars
Broke a window
Broke Bus Stop while looking for Poncho the blue fish
Broke Dodge and Earl Jr.'s clubhouse
Broke into a house, had a party and didn't clean up
Broke Joy's fancy figurine
Burned down a barn at camp
Cheated on girlfriend and lied about it
Cheated a lot on my school tests
Cheated on school tests a lot
Chewed the erasers off a lot of pencils
Copped a feel off old Ms Jones. But I think she liked it
Cut holes in all of Dad's shirts to show his nipples
Crazy glued my friend on the toilet
Ditched Jesse and married Joy
Did donuts on football field during third quarter
Didn't pay taxes
Everything I did to Dad
Faked death to break up with a girl
Farted in Joy's Face
Finish High school
Fix Randy
Fixed a high school football game
Fixed wiring so neighbours didn't have power for a week
Forgot to pick up kids at school
Gave Joy a tape worm
Gave Joy 236 bladder infections
Gave Joy's car a dent - said it was hit & run
Gave Randy a swirlie
Get a real job
Got Catalina deported
Got Darnell stoned
Got drunk on Easter (See number 73 ("Accidentally started a forest fire")
Got lap dance from Roy Moody's mom and didn't pay for it
Had egg fight down main street
Had garage sale while house-sitting for neighbors
Had Glen help me rob a house
Harassed the reporter
Harmed and possibly killed innocent people with second hand smoke
Helped myself to Crab Shack tip jar
I did my best friend's girl A LOT
I stole money from cars a lot
I've been a litterbug
I've been wasteful
Kept a Guy Locked in a Truck
Kept myself from being an adult
Kicked cat trying to see if it would land on its feet
Kicked in (a) drum set
Kicked Tom out of band
Kidnapped Kevin the camera man from COPS twice.
Larceny of a Kitty Cat
Let Donny Jones serve jail time for a crime I committed
Let mice out at school play
Looked the other way during a stabbing
Lost Dad's Mustang
Lost my own Mustang because I'm an idiot
Made a kid scared of the boogeyman
Made a Lady think I was God
Made a homeless man's face blue
Made Derek Stone late for work
Made Franks [sic] girl dump him.
Made fun of Maggie Lester for having a moustache
Made fun of people with accents
Made fun of pregnant Joy
Made Randy steal electronics & got caught (picture is still up at Circuit City)
Move out of the motel
Nearly got my Parents divorced
Neglected Randy
Never gave Mom a good Mother's Day
Never took Joy's side
Pantsed a party clown
Parked in handicapped spot
Peed in the back of a cop car
Picked my nose in public
Picked on a French kid
Picked on Kenny James
Played pranks on Randy
Pretended to be handicapped to go to front of lines at Adventure World
Puked in a drum set
Pulled fire alarm
Pulled whiskers from Randy's chin
Punched Tom in gut
Punched kid at Frostburg State University
Put bleach in laundry detergent
Put sugar in Ray's gas tank
Put used gum under almost every table I've ever sat at
Ran Over Crackers (Randy's Cat)
Refused to dance with too-tall Maggie at the 8th grade dance
Renamed a playground game "Smear the Kenny"
Replaced Sheridan Lang's birth control pills with Tic-Tacs
Robbed a deaf woman while she slept (actually the woman who became Joy's Lawyer)
Robbed a stoner blind
Rolled John Fenster down a hill in a porta potti
Ruined Dad's vacation
Ruined Joy's chance to get into art school
Ruined Joy's chili
Ruined Joy's wedding
Screwed up Joy's baby pants
Seduced seven virgins
Set off bottle rockets at Randy with ??? (unintelligible)
Shot Gwen Waters in the *** with a BB Gun
Siphoned gas
Slept with Crab Man's fiancée (Joy)
Slept with Sherry
Slept with Linda
Slept with prom date's sister on prom night
Slept with Ralph's mom
Slept with Slow Rodger's sister
Snatched a kid's Halloween candy when he came to my trailer to trick-or-treat
Sold Joy's hair
Spray painted the bridge
Stole a badge from a police officer
Stole a bird bath from a truck
Stole a car from a one-legged girl
Stole an extra blanket
Stole a girl's identity
Stole a motorcycle
Stole a number-ticker
Stole a police car
Stole a wallet from guy in gas station bathroom
Stole a TV
Stole beer from a golfer
Stole Christmas presents from little girl (it says in the episode he did put her on the list, but not shown)
Stole cooler with donated kidney in it
Stole gay Kenny's lunch everyday of 5th and 6th grade
Stole From A Deaf Woman (Ruby)
Stole laptop
Stole from the Hensen kids
Stole liquor from liquor store
Stole Mom's car (but I gave it back)
Stole multiple car parts
Stole P's HD Cart
Stole spoons from library
Stole ten dollars from a guy at Camden Market (used to buy winning lottery ticket)
Stole those pine tree air freshers
Stole various snacks and drinks from the local Quick Stop
Tipped a trailer
Threw a penny into Electrolarnyx Guy's tracheosophageal puncture
Threw Carol's alarm clock out window
Told an inappropriate story at Hank Lange's birthday party
Told Dodge and Earl Jr. we would have a father-son day at Mystery Fun Land and didn't take them
Told Joy that Bruce Willis was a ghost
Told Joy that Don Dade messed his pants/himself on the golf course (because she thought he was cute)
Took away Randy's touchdown
Took Donny away from his mother for two years
Took donuts from a bank where I was not a customer
Took magazine from neighbors mailbox
Took money from car coin holders
Took money from Dad's sock drawer
Took wine from church
Urinated on living room rug
Used a mailbox as a trash can
Wasted electricity
Went clothes shopping at local laundromat
Went to sex anonymous support group to pick up girls
Wrote on a prison pillowcase