Michael Bay's - The Island

Jet Beetle

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So I woke up with a fever this morning and I've pretty much just beensinking deeper and deeper into my bed with nothing to do except watch movies. The funny thing about when a fever takes over my body is - it makes me a lot less critical of films and my drained strength may even cause me to like a few that I would have never even watched - Well, I just finished The Island - which I'd never seen and I must say - SCARLETT is FRICKIN HOT HOT HOT! in this movie. Oh My God - I mean, I'm always blown away by her - but she was sooooo perfect in some of these scenes that i had to turn off the movie to keep my fever from melting me into a puddle a mexican flan.

The movie wasn't that bad either - nothing great, but I liked that little Wasp motorcycle thing and Steve Bucemi is always a hoot. Say what you will about Bay - but I've always loved his photography and he cooked some of the stuff in this flick and made it awesome to behold -- yes, I'm talking about Scarlett again. DANG! I'm upset now. I'm going to kill Ryan Reynolds - I just need to catch him when that ring is low on power.
 
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Agreed.
Movie's not terrible. Surprisingly enjoyable considering my general hatred of the Bay. Some of Orci/Kurtzman's better work, too. Again, not great, but surprisingly enjoyable.

And yes ... Scarlett ...

Hope you feel better! Fevers suck.
 
Oddly enough, that's one movie I never got around to
watching for some reason ??? :confused

Maye I'll have to add it to the Netflix list
just for laughs...

Never CAN go wrong with Scarlett though... :love
 
Yeah - it's pretty fun. The only thing that can keep you from not having a good time with it would be people's hatred of Bay - but I have to say, this isn't over Bayized like Transformers - and it figured Oci and Kurtzman hacky scent would be on this considering when the movie came out a hugh lawsuit was filed

Is Michael Bay's Big-Budget 'Island' Just A Clone Of An Earlier Film? - MTV Movie News| MTV

saying the movie was copied - and as I have seen Clonus Horror - All I can say is - Orci and Kurtzman really overworked Final Draft's cut and paste feature.

Lawsuits aside - see the movie, Scarlet will make you glad you did.
 
Bay's best movie in the opening scenes. As soon as they leave The Island it turns into standard Bay garbage. Really unfortunate too.
 
This is the only way I want to watch that movie.

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If they can get Mike (or Joel) and the bots back together to do a riffing session of The Island, I'm in. First riff: "This seems....strangely familiar...."
 
...SCARLETT is FRICKIN HOT HOT HOT! in this movie. Oh My God - I mean, I'm always blown away by her - but she was sooooo perfect in some of these scenes that i had to turn off the movie to keep my fever from melting me into a puddle a mexican flan.
I quite enjoyed this film as well. And in reference to SJ, I find (personally) that she is SO SO SO much more beautiful when she is made up to look "natural" (as opposed to dolled-up for the red carpet or something). Hence, her character in 'The Island' is my favorite SJ ever.
DANG! I'm upset now. I'm going to kill Ryan Reynolds - I just need to catch him when that ring is low on power.
Or clobber him with something YELLOW. :ninja
 
If you manage to grab the MST3K volume with Parts on it, it features a great interview with the director of the film. He discusses his experience making it and a very heart warming thanks to the misties out there who helped bring the attention of "The Island" ripping off his movie.

The day MST3K beat Michael Bay! :cool
 
I also liked this movie.... but then again, I'm also in lust with Scarlett! It was pretty standard fare, but that's really all I was looking for. It's not like it's Ghosts of Mars or Battlefield Earth! :lol
 
I haven't seen this in a long time, but my roommate/cousin-in-law's boyfriend was the janitor in this film. I think he helped them escape or something... I remember thinking the movie was "alright." I'll have to give it a watch again.
 
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