Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

[dascoyne]

Happy 85th Birthday to Airman 1st Class Chuck Norris

 

[Psab keel]

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays. Birthdays celebrate him.

 

[Ron]

After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself home from the hospital.

 

[MasterJedi]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built himself.

 

[JediMichael]

85 in human years.....but infinite from his own species.
Like Yoda, we won't ever know what that is.

 

[rocketeer25]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

 

[JediMichael]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

He IS the ooze.....lol.

 

[blewis17]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built himself.

...with his twin cousin, Abraham Lincoln...

 

[George]

Happy birthday, Karate Kid !

 

[pengbuzz]

...

 

[drusselmeyer]

...

My thoughts exactly.

 

[DarkHelmet]

He's the only person that can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

 

[CB2001]

Happy birthday, Mr. Norris.

 

[drusselmeyer]

It would be interesting to find out who this refers to.