Can we accurately quote every line from Star Wars?

[Solo4114]

Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your Highness.

 

[Treadwell]

Han: Can't get out that way.

Look like you managed to cut off our only escape route.

Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your Highness.

See-Threepio! See-Threepio!

Yes, sir.

Are there any other ways out of the cell bay? We've been cut off. What was that, I didn't copy.

 

[Tony]

"All sections have been alerted to your presence sir the main entrance seem to be the only way in or out....all other information on your level is restricted!"

 

[Dann]

"Prisoner transfer. From Cellblock 1138?"

"I wasn't notified...I'll have to clear it."

"Lookout he's loose!"

"He'll tear us all apart!"

"Y'all get out!" (I always thought this was "I'll get him!", but dunno for sure.)

>Pew! Pew!<

>Kaboom!<

>ROWWWR!!< ["Ha ha! This is exhilerating!"]

>Pew! Pew!<

>Kaboom! Kaboom!<

"We gotta find out what cell this princess of yours is in...here it is. 2187. You go and get her. I'll hold 'em here."

"Uhh....everything's under control here...situation normal."

"What happened?"

"Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, um...everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now...thank you....how're you?" >wince<

"We're sending a squad up."

"Uh..negative. Negative. We have a reactor leak here, uh, now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak. Very dangerous."

"Who is this?! What's your operating number?"

"Uh...."

>Pew!<

"Boring conversation anyway. Luke! We're gonna have company!!"

"Arent you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

"Huh?"

"Oh, the uniform! I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you!"

"You're WHO?"

"I'm here to rescue you. I've got your R2 unit. I'm here with Ben Kenobi!"

"Ben Kenobi?! Where is he?"

"C'mon!"

<vader paces>

"HE is here.."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?"

"A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it, was in the presence of my old master."

"Surely he must be dead by now."

"Don't underestimate the Force."

"The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out in the universe. You my friend are all that is left of their religion."

*Beep*

"Yes?"

"We have an emergency alert in detention block AA23."

"The Princess? Put all stations on alert."

"Obi-Wan is here. The Force is with him."

"If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape."

"Escape is not his plan, i must face him....alone."

"Get behind me! Get behind me!"

"Watch your left! They went down the cell bay."

"Can't get out that way."

"Looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route."

"Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your Highness."

"See-Threepio! See-Threepio!"

"Yes, sir."

"Is there any other way out of the cell bay? We've been cut off. What was that, I didn't copy."

"All sections have been alerted to your presence sir the main entrance seems to be the only way in or out....all other information on your level is restricted!"

 

[Dann]

"There isn't any other way out!"

"I can't hold 'em off forever, now what?"

"This is some rescue, when you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?"

"He's the brains, sweetheart!"

"Well I didn't..."

>PEW!!!<

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"Somebody has to save our skins! Into the garbage schute, flyboy!"

"Get in there!"

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

"Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her!"

"Get in there!"

"Woooooooooooo"

"Aaaghh. The garbage schute was a really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered!"

"Let's get out of here, Chewie get away from there!"

"No wait!"

>PEW!<

"Will you forget it I already tried it, it's magnetically sealed!"

"Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!"

"Absolutely, your worship, look I had everything under control 'til you lead us down here! You know it's not gonna take 'em long to figure out what's happened to us."

"It could be worse."

>Dianoga growl<

>Luke mouthing "What was that?"<

"It's worse."

"There's something alive in here."

"That's your imagination, kid."

"Something just moved past my leg! Look, did you see that?"

"What?"

 

[Tony]

"Its not gonna take them long to find out what's happened to us"

 

[Dann]

Crap, sorry guys, I didn't realize it was one line per person. :unsure

 

[Solo4114]

"There isn't any other way out!"

"This is some rescue, when you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?"

"Well I didn't..."

>PEW!!!<

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"Somebody has to save our skins! Into the garbage schute, flyboy!"

"Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her, or I'm beginning to like her!"

"Get in there!"

>Growwr! Roonk!< ["I most certainly will not! It smells wretched in there!"]

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

>boot!<

"Get in there!"

"Woooooooooooo"

"Aaaghh. The garbage schute was a really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered!"

"Let's get out of here, Chewie get away from there!"

"No wait!"

>PEW!<

"Will you forget it I already tried it, it's magnetically sealed!"

"Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!"

"Absolutely, your worship, look I had everything under control 'til you lead us down here! You know it's not gonna take 'em long to figure out what's happened to us."

"It could be worse."

>Dianoga growl<

>Luke mouthing "What was that?"<

"It's worse."

"There's something alive in here."

"That's your imagination, kid."

"Something just moved past my leg! Look, did you see that?"

"What?"

>yoink!<

Luke! Kid!

Luke!

>Rowrw!!!< ["Good heavens! That looks like a dianoga! How the deuce did it get in here?!"]

Luke, grab hold of this!

Blast it will ya?! I think my gun's jammed!

Where?!

ANYWHERE?!

>Pew pew!<

>Roar!<

Luke! Luke!

>Ronk< ["That poor lad...I rather liked him..."]

>BOOM!<

>Gasp!<

Grab him! What happened?

I dunno! It just let go of me and disappeared. >cough!<

 

[Tony]

"The Walls are moving!"
"Well don't just stand there try and help me brace it with something!"

 

[Dann]

"I have a very bad feeling about this...."

"The Walls are moving!"

"Well don't just stand there try and brace it with something!"

 

[Tony]

"Get up on top"
"I'm trying!"

 

[Dann]

"Get up on top"
"I'm trying!"

:lol :lol

 

[Treadwell]

^ good catches

"All sections have been alerted to your presence sir the main entrance seems to be the only way in or out....all other information on your level is restricted!"

Open up in there! Open up in there!

Oh, no.

....

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

Get in there and don't worry about it.

 

[Treadwell]

"The Walls are moving!"
"Well don't just stand there try and help me brace it with something!"

Wait a minute. Threepio? Threepio? Where could he be?

Take over. See to him. Look, there!

They're madmen. They're heading for the prison level. If you hurry, you might catch them.

Follow me. You stand guard.

 

[Solo4114]

Oh. All of this excitement has overrun the circuits in my counterpart here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance.

Alright.

 

[Treadwell]

Come on!

Oh. All of this excitement has overrun the circuits in my counterpart here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance.

Alright.

One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner!

"Get up on top of it!"
"I'm trying!"

(moments earlier he just said "get on top" without her response)

 

[neosporing]

[pistons churn, walls closing in...]

Chewie pushes over and over again grunting, "rworrrk"

luke suddenly remembers his comlink, "3PO!, Come in 3PO! 3PO!

Come on!

[edit] "get on top" [edit]

leia whines, 'Can't!'

'Where could he be?! 3PO! ...

chewie whimpers 'rrrrrrrwwg'

3PO would you come in?'

3PO now outside the hanger bay,

"they aren't here, something must have happend to them, see if they've been captured, hurry...

R2's 'apendage' becomes erect, and penetrates the wall socket...while a glowing cube starts to come out from the wall...

Beep Beep wloop! whoooo HOOOP bjeeep eeep!

One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner!

get on top of it...

i'm trying!....

<grawwwwwrrrrg>

beep bebeeep beeeeep bleeep.
Thanks goodness they haven't found them... where could they be?
beeeepbleeep beeep bleeep
use the comlink??!!

 

[Tony]

"...oh my. I think I turned it off!"

 

[neosporing]

"...oh my.

i'd forgotten!

I turned it off!"

<rrraarrwwg>

are you there sir..?

3PO??!!!

we've had some problems...

WOULDYOUSHADDUPANDLISTENTOMEEEeeeee?
SHUTDOWNALLOFTHEGARBAGESMASHERSONTHEDETENTIONLEVELSWILLYA??

 

[Solo4114]

What are you talking about?

The droids belong to her. She's the one in the message we've got to help her.

Now wait just a minute.
Just find a way back into the detention block

They're gonna execute her. A few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to do is stay?

[pistons churn, walls closing in...]

Chewie pushes over and over again grunting, "rworrrk" ["Cursed door! Why wouldnt' they include some sort of interior safety release?!"]

luke suddenly remembers his comlink, "3PO!, Come in 3PO! 3PO!



leia whines, 'Can't!'

'Where could he be?! 3PO! ...

chewie whimpers 'rrrrrrrwwg' ["What an embarassing way to die! It can't end like this!"]

3PO would you come in?'

3PO now outside the hanger bay,

"they aren't here, something must have happend to them, see if they've been captured, hurry...

R2's 'apendage' becomes erect, and penetrates the wall socket...while a glowing cube starts to come out from the wall...

Beep Beep wloop! whoooo HOOOP bjeeep eeep! ["Oh sure. Now I have to be the one to save the day..."]



get on top of it...

i'm trying!....

<grawwwwwrrrrg> ["I'm going to end up flattened into some imperial officer's rug!"]

beep bebeeep beeeeep bleeep. ["Well, good news is they haven't been found. Bad news is I'm still looking for them..."]

Thanks goodness they haven't found them... where could they be?

beeeepbleeep beeep bleeep ["Were you even ****ing listening to me?! I said I haven't found them!! Why don't you try CALLING THEM ON THE COMLINK, GENIUS."]

use the comlink??!! Oh my! I'd forgotten I turned it off!

Master Luke?

Threepio?!!

We've had some trouble--

Threepio will you shut up and listen to me?! Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level! Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!! SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE MASHERS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!!!

No! Shut them all down hurry!!

[note: I always thought that there must've been a missed R2 bleep in here where he figured out which masher was running and said he was shuttnig it down, which prompts 3PO to utter his line.]

Bleeepboobleeeeeeeeeeee ["Jeez! Will you pipe down? I'm doing it already! Now don't bug me. I'm working here."]

>boom!<

Ha!

What happened?

Ha HAAAAA!!!

Listen to them, Artoo, they're dying! Curse my metal body I wasn't fast enough!

We're alright! You did great! Open the pressure maintenance hatch on unit number -- where are we?

3263827!