Can we accurately quote every line from Star Wars?

[Treadwell]

Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way, you have helped determine the choice of the planet to be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the rebel base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan.

 

[Qui-Gonzalez]

Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way, you have helped determine the choice of the planet to be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the rebel base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan.

What? No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no weapons...

 

[Solo4114]

You have another target? A military target? Then name the system!

.....

I grow tired of asking you this, so it will be the last time. Where is the rebel base?

......Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.

There. You see, Lord Vader? She can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.

WHAT?!

You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry. We will deal with your rrrebel frriends soon enough.

No....

Commence primary ignition.

>ZAP!<

>KAPLOOIE!<

 

[Treadwell]

No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no weapons...

...you can't possibly--

You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system!

.....

I grow tired of asking you this, so it will be the last time. Where is the rebel base?

......Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.

There. You see, Lord Vader? She can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.

WHAT?!

You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry. We will deal with your rrrebel frriends soon enough.

No....

Commence primary ignition.

>ZAP!<

>KAPLOOIE!<

Are you all right? What is it?

(might be "what's wrong")

 

[Solo4114]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced... I fear something terrible has happened...You'd...better get on with your exercises.

 

[Treadwell]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced... I fear something terrible has happened...You'd...better get on with your exercises.

Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I'd outrun 'em. Don't everybody thank me at once. Anyway, we should reach Alderaan at about oh-200 hours.

 

[Solo4114]

Now be careful Artoo.

>GRAWR!!< ["I say! That's dirty pool, wot?"]

He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help.

Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a wookiee.

But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.

That's because a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.

>Grunf< ["Indeed."]

I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the wookie win.

>Growr< ["I require no such charity. Merely that your minute mechanical friend comport himself in a more sportsmanlike fashion."]

 

[Treadwell]

Now be careful Artoo.

>GRAWR!!< ["I say! That's dirty pool, wot?"]

He made a fair move. Screaming about it won't help you.

Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a wookiee.

But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.

That's 'cause a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.

>Grunf< ["Indeed."]

I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the wookie win.

>Growr< ["I require no such charity. Merely that your minute mechanical friend comport himself in a more sportsmanlike fashion."]

Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.

 

[Qui-Gonzalez]

You mean it controls your actions?

 

[Tony]

"Partially, but it also obeys your commands."

 

[Treadwell]

Ha, ha ha. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

 

[Qui-Gonzalez]

Ha, ha ha. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

You don't believe in the Force, do you?

 

[Treadwell]

Kid, I've been from one side of this galaxy to the other. Seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything.

 

[Tony]

Beep beep beep beep
"...looks like were coming up on Alderaan."

 

[Treadwell]

Why don't you try it again, Luke? This time, let go your conscious self, and act on instinct.

But with the blast shield down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?

Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Stretch out with your feelings. You see? You can do it.

I call it luck.

In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.

Look, good against remotes is one thing, but good against the living? That's something else.

Beep beep beep beep
"...looks like were coming up on Alderaan."

You know, I did feel something. I could almost see the remote.

 

[Qui-Gonzalez]

Good. You've taken your first step into a larger world.

 

[Treadwell]

That's good. You've taken your first step into a larger world.

Yes?

Our scout ships have reached Dantooine. They found the remains of a rebel base, but they estimate that it's been deserted for some time. They are now making an extensive search of the surrounding systems.

 

[Qui-Gonzalez]

Yes?

Our scout ships have reached Dantooine. They found the remains of a rebel base, but they estimate that it's been deserted for some time. They are now making an extensive search of the surrounding systems.

She lied! She lied to us!

I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.

 

[Tony]

"terminate her immediately!"

 

[Treadwell]

(Vader continues gesturing without speaking :lol)

All right Chewie, here we go, cut in the sublight engines. What the-- Aw, we've come out of hyperspace into a meteor shower, some sort of asteroid collision. But it isn't on any of the charts.