Can we accurately quote every line from Star Wars?

(phonecall just gave me a bit of a brainfart)
Where are you going? That way is much too rocky, there's bound to be settlements over this way.
 
SITHcamaro said:
Where are you going? That way is much too rocky, there's bound to be settlements over this way.
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*Bloops* [Translation: "Uh, hello? Lifeforms usually live in rocky outcroppings that would provide shelter from the elements INSTEAD OF IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLOODY DESERT, YOU IDIOT!!"]

Don't get technical with me.
 
Where do you think you're going? I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier. What makes you think there are settlements over there? Don't get technical with me. What mission, what are you talking about? I've just about had enough with you.
 
Go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near sighted scrap pile.
And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you want get it!
 
that malfunctioning little twerp. This is all his fault. He tricked me into going this way, but he'll do no better. What's that? A transport. I'm saved! Over here! Hey! Help! Please help!
 
hankey01 said:
Threepio: Go that way then. You'll be malfunctioning within a day you near sighted scrap pile!
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(I'm going to provide translation for Artoo's and the Jawa's lines...my own way...but just to get us caught up here...)

...And don't let me catch you following me begging for help because you WON'T get it.

*Bleeps* ["Fine. ***hole."]

*Bloops* ["...'and don't go following me. blah blah blah.' Man, I should've ditched him AGES ago. I can't BELIEVE what a stuck up sonofa-- hey what was that?"]

*Jabbering* ["Hoooey! Willya lookit that! It's one o' them astromechamabobs! We oughtta grab it! Go get Jim-Bob and tell him ta bring his ionizer. Come on! Get going!"]

*Bloops* ["Ok...nice and easy....probably just wind knocking a rock down and---"]

*JABBERING!* ["SUCK IONS, TRASHCAN!!!"]

*High-pitched wail* ["OH YOU LITTLE MIDGET B@#$!@#!S!!! MOTHER$&@#(@$ THAT HURTS!!! I think I'm gonna pass out..."]

>Thud<

*Jabbering* ["Well, that was easy. Larry! Git them boys over here to help me lift this thing! UTINNI!!!"]

*More Jabbering* ["Dayum, Clem! You done got a good one this time!"]

*Even more Jabbering* ["'Course I did. Now help me lift this thing, ya idjit! Ok, nice and easy now...don't let it get dented...Man this thing's heavier than it looks! YO! WE GOT ONE!! Yeah, lower the sucker-tube thing. Slowly now...little to the left...Ok! Let 'er rip!"]

>shlooop<

*Yet more jabbering* ["Alright, boys. Job well done. Let's shake some dust. We're burnin' daylight."]
 
Treadwell said:
Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction. Look sir, droids!
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Wake up. Wake up!! >smack<

*Bloop* ["Whuzhuhh?"]

We're doomed! Do you think they'll melt us down?

*Bleepboop* ["Nah, they'd have done that already if they were gonna."]

*Jabbering* ["Shut yer vocorders! I'm tryin' ta figure out how much I'm gonna charge for ya!"]

Don't shoot! Don't shoot! Will this never end?

*Jabbering to Uncle Owen* ["...and over here we have one of our fine power droids. Don't mind the >gonk< sound. That's normal...."]
 
Luke. Luke? Luke, tell (your) uncle if he gets a translator, be sure it speaks Bocce.
 
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