Blade Trinity is worse than_____?

Hannibal King- "I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is … ridiculous. And two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly."
 
<< (Decides that now would be a bad time to mention his Drake action figure thats posed with Blade) :lol
edit: I really need to get my daywalker sword on display again. ;)
 
hahahaha..."I had a lot of sugar today"...Oh kinda off topic but speaking of "Day-walkers", That is new slang for gingers with a tan. Lets face it usually they burn in the sun. for instance, "Hey did you see that soul less day walker on TMZ?"... "Oh, Linsday Lohan yeah"...That was the convo at work I thought Id share!
 
The biggest pain is they took the focus away from Blade and onto that super boogaloo vampire squad or whatever. Who cares!
I think Snipes actually sued the producers over that.

Then it had the 3rd movie stupids. Most 3rds get cute or stoopid. She had a bow gizmo 'that burns as hot as the sun'. So what powers it? A few D cells?

I loved the first one. I even hunted down the real soundtrack, except for one song. The second was overall a disappointment. The third killed my love.

Here's what the 4th one needs.

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i like ryan renolds , but he tried to hard in trinity , jessica was hot as hell , and les face it that movie was wesleys curtain call .
 
The thing I liked least about that movie was actually Blade's costume. I thought it was badass in the first two movies but this one looked too ornamental for him.
 
Sorry to disagree but although I found #3 to be the poorest piece in the trilogy I loved the interactions between the Ryan Renolds character and the Parker Poser/Triple H cheesy vampires.
I would agree that it appears that Blade was moved to the co-pilots seat and Ryan Renolds character moved forward (love the scene when the three dogs come around the corner) but in my mind his over-the-top quips and jabs made the film very interesting (and funny) for me!
Most of the suggestions posted would agree with but I have to say to "Solo4114" PLEASE watch Blade Trinity again because in my humble opinion it is no way near as bad as that monster turkey "Battlefield Earth".
I think it would be very safe to say that Battlefield Earth has got to be the all-time worst film EVER made (and I am sure members here can name others). I would even rate Ed Wood films better!!
I think if the people behind Battlefield Earth had waited till after the Lord of the Rings had been done (for the better special effects) and a truer adaptation to the book it may have been a much better experience!
These are just my humble opinions and they are not meant to disparage anyone elses opinions.
Later, Petseal
 
From what I understand, Snipes gave Goyer a lot of headaches and was not even there for the filming of the final fight scenes with Dracula. They had to use his stunt double. They had to do the best they could with a star that was only there half the time.

Scott
 
Sorry to disagree but although I found #3 to be the poorest piece in the trilogy I loved the interactions between the Ryan Renolds character and the Parker Poser/Triple H cheesy vampires.
I would agree that it appears that Blade was moved to the co-pilots seat and Ryan Renolds character moved forward (love the scene when the three dogs come around the corner) but in my mind his over-the-top quips and jabs made the film very interesting (and funny) for me!
Most of the suggestions posted would agree with but I have to say to "Solo4114" PLEASE watch Blade Trinity again because in my humble opinion it is no way near as bad as that monster turkey "Battlefield Earth".
I think it would be very safe to say that Battlefield Earth has got to be the all-time worst film EVER made (and I am sure members here can name others). I would even rate Ed Wood films better!!
I think if the people behind Battlefield Earth had waited till after the Lord of the Rings had been done (for the better special effects) and a truer adaptation to the book it may have been a much better experience!
These are just my humble opinions and they are not meant to disparage anyone elses opinions.
Later, Petseal


Ok, point of clarification. In a weird way, I actually LIKE Battlefield Earth because I find it to be hilariously cheesy. I'm a fan of movie riffing a la MST3K, Cinematic Titanic, and RiffTrax (and the short lived "The Film Crew" project). Battlefield Earth is a perfect candidate for riffing because it's so ridiculously bad but it's trying SO...DAMN....HARD to be good. And Travolta gives such a laugh-out-loud performance. "RATBRAIN!" :lol God that still cracks me up.

So, for me, Battlefield Earth is unintentional-comedic gold. THAT'S why I rate it higher than Blade Trinity. I didn't actually hate Blade Trinity, I just thought it was...meh. Weak. Dull. Left me cold. Could it be riffed? Probably, with a bit of work. But Battlefield Earth practically does the work for you. Hence my greater enjoyment of the film.

Neither film, however, is THE WORST MOVIE EVER. Maybe BE is the worst of the big-budget movies, but it's definitely not the worst ever.
 
I had a question that's completely ot. As after reading this I felt like watching them again so I'm watching number 2 now. And the thing that's boggling my mind is all this talk of pure bloods, being born as a vampire correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't that mean you are immortal and you do not age. Yet you've got these pure bloods running around at full maturity.

Maybe I'm thinking of a different vampire franchise, but that's what has me puzzled for now.
 
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I don't think they ever explain it. Maybe it's that you age up to a certain point and then stop if you're a pureblood. Who knows. I don't recall them ever actually directly addressing it, though.
 
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