where the hell to even begin with the mess that is the DCU movie verse?
This review will be a bit of a mess...i'm trying to get all my thoughts out while it's fresh..so please excuse the random ramblings.
I'll just address what sticks out in my mind the most.
Batman shooting guns...any guns...whether in his car or in a dream is just wrong.
That kid they choose as the flash looks like a street drug addict rather than a super hero.
Wonder Woman did nothing for me. I still think she's wrong for the part.. and either she can't act, or she gets nervous on screen, because all her line deliveries
seemed stilted, for lack of a better explanation.
I HATED Millenial lex luthor. he'd have been good for the riddler, or maybe even the Joker. But as Lex Freakin' luthor? sigh...
What prison shaves your head, other than it's part of the lore and now needs to be explained away? he can't just be bald...
The Justice league files. How stupid can you get?
Wonder Woman NEEDED to have her OWN movie before this. there is LITERALLY NO REASON SHE SHOULD BE IN THIS! NONE! ZERO! ZILCH!
WB Realized it mucked up. Marvel did it better, and now they are scrambling to play catchup before the super hero craze dies down (and it already kind of is).
that's the ONLY reason she and those scenes with aquaman, flash, and cyborg where in there! They should have had their OWN movies done by now...but warners is so screwed up a company, it can't get out of it's own way. These GD stories should have written themselves, the characters have since taken on a life of their own in 75 years, but Warners can't even do that right.
breath breath breath....
sigh.
I HATED man of steel. It was boring. there was nothing new, or cool , or throw back or interesting in it. I went in not caring, I went out not caring.
the only one who looked like she was having fun was amy addams.
There is NO REASON AT ALL for this world to LIKE Superman. absolutely NONE. he didn 't go out of his way to be a hero in the first one. if he saw someone in danger, sure, he'd help.. but other than that he stuck to himself thanks to the things his parents said. 'you don't owe this world anything'.....
over the last year, we are suddenly to believe that he's had a change of heart...is saving people left and right, and people now look up to him as a good, after killing thousands of innocents?
Not buying it movie logic.
Even the death of superman. sure, they made ridiculous amounts of effort to point out all the battles where civilian and casualty free (laughable in and of itself)....but they still destroyed an awful lot. and the general public knew no reason to fear doomsday......he just showed up, no crowd reaction shots, no nothing. the military suddenly knew he was there though, and had enough knowledge about him to send nukes... How do Nukes hurt superman, BTW?
I get why Bruce wants to fight clark. But WHY does lex want clark to fight batman? why does he kidnap his mother? why does he do anything he does? as far as we know, these two don't have a history together. if it's told off screen, and you don't follow it, you have no idea why these two hate each other other than it's a part of the lore.
that part of it made no sense whatsoever. The only reason ANY of it made sense, is that we've seen bits of these elements all before, and in the mind of the viewer, you understand the motivations. Lex has stolen the fortresses knowledge countless times. lex has created beasts to kill superman. superman hates lex. it's all been done before, so maybe it doesn't need to be explained anymore than that.
That whole scene in the desert at the start... why was that needed? Lex is selling experimental weapons to African Criminals...why?
If superman had been fighting lex for decades, I can see it as a plan to frame superman. but if they hadn't met yet? and from all signs of the movie, they hadn't....why is he trying to frame superman?
The Big moment.....The two heroes meet. ZERO CHILLS. absolutely ZERO. it's a Superman I don't care about. it's a batman that's all new, and probably a different universe than begins. no history. no emotion. no connection.
The ONLY emotion I felt in the entire film, was when you see the big three together for the first time. And that was just a tinge of sadness.
What could have been glorious just.....fell flat. ....
Oh, and why was wayne manor destroyed?
in begins it was burned to the ground, but I thought it was rebuilt by part 3? just like most of this movie..it's one big WTH moment.
I think the coolest thing in the movie was wonder womans theme. that's about it.
No desire to see it again. even the guy at the movie theater said general audiences didn't care for it coming out of it.