...“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.’
...“Baxter, is that you? - Baxter! -Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee."
... "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
Yep, one of my favorite films.
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Oh and yes, I'll take a sex panther please!
Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
News Station Employee: [Disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
Brian Fantana: [Tries to act casual and walk away]