Re: The X-Files Starts Tonight (1/24)--DON'T FORGET!
Just finished watching the first ep. And it was BAD!!! BAD TV!!!
Holy crud, who wrote that episode?! A bunch of monkeys with typewriters? Who directed that episode, who directed the actors?! A first year community college multimedia student?!
I am so damn disappointed.
The worst was that they did not seem to have a basic understanding of how time passes in a movie!!! Immediate jumps from one location to the next, Scully meeting the MD in the park and in the next scene he is back at the hut/cabin/house of the abducted woman?! This did not happen once but IMO very often throughout the whole episode.
Mulders office left untouched for what, ten+ years with pencils in the ceiling and his fave poster (no creases, no pinholes) on the floor?
The dialogue was so corny I was tempted to try and play some of it in front of a pan filled with oil, hoping that I´d at least get some popcorn out of the evening!
A zero point energy driven vehicle, a multi-billion-dollar-project, stored in an old hangar with paper-thin doors, no private army to protect it, blown up by a bunch of pseudo-military types?! C´mon!!!
And what happened to Scully?! Did she abuse diet products?
Worst relaunch evarrr !
Five more eps to go ...