I'm absolutely gobsmacked and speechless. I can't think of a thing to say. So speechless, in fact, that even the simplest of comments escapes me utterly. I have no idea what to bring forth from my keyboard, because the clatter of communicator candy has locked my lips in a paroxysm of paralysis. I'm lock-jawed, silenced before my time, hurled into a Hades of apoplectic aphasia. Zip-lipped, my larynx liquefies into a languid lull. I haven't got a clue as to how to comment, my prescriptive peroratory preferences petrified by Wah Chang's revenge. My standard syllabic stamina is savagely seized by slack-jawed stoogery. My perspicacity has perished!
Also,
WOOHOO!!