Egon Spengler
Master Member
Thats a no from me. I wish they'd just simply reboot the entire GI JOE film franchise and do it right. Not this patchwork.
The second one is....marginally better? They lose the battle suits and kill basically the entire cast of the first film in the first few minutes. But it's still pretty dumb.I was under the impression this was an actual reboot, not trying to fit into canon with the other two films. Either way, I didn't see the second one. The damn battle suits from the first were so dumb I just couldn't anymore.
Agreed. The second film was CLOSER to the comic and cartoon series GI Joe.... which, when you think about it, is the best it is going to get. I mean, both comic and cartoon were just cheesy goodness.I think the second movie came a tad closer to looking like GI JOE, but it was still a ways off. I want a movie that looks like a kid just set his toys out to play with as a kid. No more realistic crap!
I feel bad for Larry Hama.
Why? Whatever goes on with these movies, his work remains as it always was. He's even in the film and has been helping with promoting this movie. Obviously he's getting paid to do it, but it doesn't seem like he would if he didn't want to. He's going to be just fine. No reason to feel bad for him at all.
Ninjas were assassins. I think they're confusing ninjas with samurai, but hey, it's the movies. I didn't know the difference when I was a kid playing with my figures either but the line about ninjas saving the world made me laugh. Unless it's meant to be a certain point of view thing, where to the person saying it implied ninjas did save the world by assassinating who they felt was a danger to others.
A lot of pointless texture at that too.Released from Hasbro for the toy line. Lightened it to see the detail. Looks cool overall but, thats a lottttt of texture
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Saw it tonight and the fight scenes were definitely shot mostly close up with a bit of shaky cam to make it hard to see what was going on. But all in all, it was a decent movie, not great, but I didn't feel ripped off.I haven't seen it, but a friend did and said that a lot of the fight scenes were close up because, presumably, they hired actors who weren't martial artists. That's exactly why Ray Park worked in the other two as Snake Eyes.