I don't mean to double post, but:
I decided to just add another turn and a half to the ribbon cable and it's as good as I think I'm going to get it without overly stressing the cable. I'm too tired right now, I'll take pictures tomorrow.
In other news, I decided I officially hate opening my pack more than I really need to, so I devised a simple way to charge my battery from the outside. Since I don't have one of the batteries with quick disconnects, I had to figure out a way to access the battery leads from the outside without electrocuting myself constantly.
What I did was hide a DPDT switch on the motherboard down by the kidney pad, along with two bolts with the head cut off. I insulated the bolts with electrical tape and hot glued them in place, soldered them to the switch, along with the battery and added quick disconnects to the pack electronics to allow me to separate the motherboard from the shell easily. If I flick the switch 'ON', the battery is connected to the bolt posts, if it's 'OFF', the battery is connected to the electronics (which have yet another switch in between the battery and electronics, so I can have everything in a safely 'off' state.
I still need to trim my ribbon cable down, I'm just scared to do it until I know for sure it's exactly how I want it. The Arduino and sound attachment are hiding in the booster box, the sound amp is hiding up in the gearbox, and I can almost almost fit a second speaker in the top of the sync gen. I'll probably find a second, smaller speaker to go there. I need to test my current speaker's sound level first.