The Wook said:Spyder, with all due respect, your posts--and this one in particular--are way too long. At least on this subject matter. This is a movie thread on the internet. You cannot expect people to read these novellas.
So, I did not read your post, I only skimmed it. I saw toward the bottom you asked me a question about a speculative story treatment, but I think the question refers back to another gargantuan post you made recently--which I also did not read, but skimmed. Something about Lando's pansexuality being just an act to confuse people? I dunno, man, like I said, these posts are just way too long to read.
Having said that, I'm happy to answer whatever question you have, but you're gonna have to summarize it here for me. Succinctly.
The Wook
I'm sorry that Lando turned out to be gay. Sucks for you, man.
I hate it when they go and change characters in movies, for no reason.
I mean, we found out everything we ever need to know about Lando in ESB, back when writers were good.
Lando has a mustache. This is canon.
Not some dainty little overly-manicured beard, but a mustache.
Good writers didn't have to spell that out, because they defined the character succinctly through his actions by never having anything more than a mustache in his 9 minutes of screen time. If they meant for Lando to be facial hair fluid, they would have showed him grow a soul patch real quick or something.
Does the beard even serve the story? No. So why change it?
Are we supposed to believe that he just shaves it all off in the future, except for the mustache?
Even Ruin Johnson couldn't mess up Star Wars this bad.They should just go back and get the writer who wrote ESB, because he knew exactly how to write an untrustworthy double-crossing scoundrel-- with a mustache, and a cape, and no beard.
I bet those Hollywood perverts are going to make L3 a lesbian, and Lando's beard is symbolic of him being her "beard". It all makes me sick.
Billy Dee's Lando would make L3 go to the galley and make him a sandwich, like the good writers intended.
Back before the liberal media put the gays in space movies for 50 year old children, to warp their delicate snowflake minds and distract them from the chemtrails that are making the frogs gay.
Is that the right way to internet movie thread, The Wook?
TL;DR?
If gay Lando schits in the woods, and a kinky Ewok steps in it, would that be considered sexually fluid, or just being charming?
All due respect...:lol
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