Mostly it’s just that this guy doesn’t read much younger than Harrison.
You're joking, right?
He looks and sounds like he's 14.
Mostly it’s just that this guy doesn’t read much younger than Harrison.
I think it was the mention of going to Tatooine, which they didn't need to be honest.
I didn’t say that I - or my 8 year old kid - could have made a better movie, or call it out on any technical filmmaking aspects (though I admit that I think it was pretty crummy looking in comparison to the last three releases, likely due in large part to the amount of chromakey backgrounds used for the 80% of the film which was re-shot).
What I did say is that it plays like lazy fanfiction. It’s a string of story beats deserving of those people you’re describing who think they could do it better - the obvious stuff which you seem to think were inevitable. Any kid could have accurately guessed at the contents of this script without any hints. My 8yo may not be able to script that connective tissue between those beats, but that’s a super low bar, ain’t it?
Where you see plot “tentpoles” which have been inevitable since 1977, I see all the obvious traps which higher caliber creatives than my 8yo should have dodged. It’s amazing to me that they couldn’t come up with a new story, but would rather show us that everything we already know about the character - meeting Chewie, getting his blastet, completing the Kessel run, meeting Lando, winning the Falcon, even joining the empire if you’re up on the most famous bits of the EU - conveniently happened in the three days they’re putting on screen.
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I can see telling an original story surrounding one of those events I guess, but it’d be better to let most of them be as throwaway references in OT dialogue. Like the Clone Wars, it’s never as interesting as it seems it may be before it’s spelled out. Why not tell a random adventure from his empire days? Show us a particularly difficult smuggling operation, an original thriller. Instead, they try to present us with too many wholly expected events at hyperspeed, and give all of them short shrift.
In connecting every bit we ever heard about the guy in the window of time they targeted, the character’s universe is shrunk beyond reason or interest. Even that “original” connective tissue found subtle ways to constantly wink at the audience.
It doesn’t seem to be long before ANH when this film ends. You guys are fine with Han & Chewie being such short friends when we first meet them? That their smuggling “career” is seemingly a job or two long?
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Well technically they didn't resurrect his ass....The Darth Maul cameo at the end of the movie is such a WTF moment and in a very, very bad way. Why bother with resurrecting his ass? ...
Well technically they didn't resurrect his ass.
Yeah whatever. It was a stupid idea. Might as well have jar-jar binks in there for the love of God.
Go see it, THAN complain and be snarky about it.This movie is about the little guy in the bad toupee cosplaying Han Solo right? Definitely won't be seeing it.
Well I seen Solo, well not all of it because I actually walked out on this one. For the first 20 or so minutes I could barely see anything, I just by God didn't like it. I knew going in that there would be no Boba Fett or any of the other bounty hunters that was seen in The Empire Strikes Back and there was also not going to be Vader who by the way IS the franchise. There was going to be none of that and I don't really care to see a character that I've already seen in 4 movies 2 of which aren't any good (Not only do I hate the force awakens for it's redundancy I don't like Return of the Jedi for it's derivative plot). My initial reaction to this movie when I first heard about it was "Why?" and then I started seeing the trailers and TV spots and then I got on board with it. I'm sorry that I did because it is a wretched turd. The Darth Maul cameo at the end of the movie is such a WTF moment and in a very, very bad way. Why bother with resurrecting his ass? This flick just doesn't work and I am starting to feel that Star Wars is being spread too thin. On a side note Rogue One and Star Wars is the only 2 movies in this franchise that I give perfect scores to.
Goes to show you can't please everyone. If Darth Vader showed up in this movie, you'd have fan boys complaining about that too... Vader may very well be the franchise concerning the OT and Prequels, but these anthology movies are meant to tell other stories. Yes, I did love Vader in R1 however.
I do agree the lighting was waaaaay to dark. Really annoying. I wonder if subsequent video releases will be brighter?
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I actually wept tears of joy during that sceneAnyone who complains about Vader being in ANY of these Star Wars movies is a complete jerky ass. Vader's rampage towards the end of Rogue One is the most purely cinematic moment in motion picture history!!
I don’t think of all of the beats I’m referring to as “nagging fanboy questions,” I guess. Like I said, I would certainly understand using something like meeting Chewbacca as an anchor for an original, surprising adventure. I just picture this list in crayon tacked to the wall of the writers’ room:
Many of these could have been a fine anchor for a story on their own. Maybe they could have saved the others for more adventures, if they had the confidence in the series to hold back. For the most part, calling them “questions” is pretty generous though. Seeing the Kessel Run or the Lando bet doesn’t answer anything.
We watched this movie while visiting Albuquerque, so Better Call Saul was part of the discussion as a “specific character prequel” point of comparison. Not that these are similar franchises, but those writers took a kind of 2-dimensional character in surprising directions without contradicting what existed already. They surrounded him with some familiar things, but also created a rich new world for him with original stories and characters which their fans could never have predicted - and that’s why it’s worth watching.