It's done! After loosing hours of sleep thinking about it, i realized i was going in the wrong direction with this thing. The beauty of the flash gun itself was its simplicity and i was adding way to much unnecessary stuff. So, with that said, i removed all the things i added in the last update and went back to the drawing board. So for the last week or so i've been looking around and contemplating on how to do this. And well, here's the results! And i could not be happier!
I present to you, The Tor.
I decided to remove the nametag, which was a lot easier than i thought, just pried it of with a dull knife and it came of with bolts and everything, leaving only two asymmetrical holes on the front. It took me a long while to figure out how to cover up the holes but after trying several methods (which were cool in theory but looked rubbish in practice) i came up with the solution you see right now. It's the top of four brass nails i snipped of their respective nails. Turned out great! As you might see here though i accidentally damaged the plating when removing the last emitter thingy, don't know how to fix that so i'll just call it weathering and leave it there.
Now here's something i'm really happy with, the circuit board! I found an old toy cellphone lying around my theatre group's prop room, since i'm in charge and i know it's never been used and never will be, i pried it open for possible greeblies and circuitboards and found an amazingly patterned one! In my excitement i've forgotten to document it in it's uncut form, but what you are seeing here are three areas where buttons would press down. I also opened a couple of old calculators to see how they work, and some of them, the cheap ones have similar patterns, so that might be a good observation if you're ever hunting for a nice circuit board!
As for the D-ring, i changed it to a silver one. Because shiny.
As for the strange back clamp... I've really grown to like it. There's something very nice about it. We're friends now. Not gonna force it to change.
In my (very long) hands. I realized none of my previous pictures really showed of the relative size of this thing. It measures 25cm long and about 3,7cm in diameter at the emitter.
And ignited.
I might some day, when i've acquired the money, skill and tools, install a blade and everything. But until then, it shall be admired for it's aesthetic pleasurableness.