Bones_68
Sr Member
They should go dark, like really dark. Willey Wonka is a serial killer and has a candy truck. He kidnaps children, stunts their growth on a candy only diet which in turn makes their skin jaundice. He no longer sees them as children and dubs them 'Umpa Lumpas'. The naughty children get turned into his masterpiece candy bar called 'Soylient Green' (Why not..... since they are raising every other franchise from the dead.)
Wonky gets seed money from a guy names Walt who prods him to make a large child friendly theme park. Wonka runs with the idea.......
That's not bad! They might even be able to just transplant Johnny Depp's performance from the Burton movie, add a few new scenes, and "Charlie and the Soylent Green Processing Plant" is practically done.
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... It's not filmmakers who are trying to do this, it's executive suite. $_$ in their eyes like old Warner Bros. cartoon characters.
Well, hopefully they're getting close to running out of things to ransack from the 70s and 80s.