Damn yuse. Of course if you have self cleaning clothes they are going to clean you as well. Please see as reference the self drying jacket from BTTF2. It also dried Marty.
To be fair, most guys find a look somewhere in their twenties and stick with that pretty much until they die. I find that if I wait it out I come back in style every few years.
FYI Costume zombies are people that have only one costume and wear it every day of a convention and at all conventions.
Also referred to as "one trick ponies".
I have about 9 pairs of pants, most of them the exact same model, for work uniform, also like 16 white t-shirts, which all work as regular clothing outside work. I do have blue jeans i can wear with a white tee, but also I button up shirts and different jackets to wear, most of the time I do wear a white tee and jeans in one form or another.
Does Batman wash his suit each day after a night of hard work and sweat? And my lord, that cowl must reek at all times! We know Deadpool washed his suit, before he changed to red lol