Jannix Quinn
Sr Member
It's to make every movie orange & teal.
It's to make every movie orange & teal.
If it was just that, I'd have enjoyed it. I don't enjoy racist ghetto robots, robots humping legs, robots pissing on people, parents getting stoned in some wacky brownie mixup, or robot balls clanging in my face. All that crap is the Jar Jar Binks of the Transformers movies.
Nope. Shame too, I like 'splosions, but you have to give me something else...or I will just play video games for my fix.
First, have you noticed a lot of the scenes seem to be shot at late afternoon? It appears to be late afternoon ALL DAY LONG?
Second, does Michael Bay own stock in a company that produces gold reflectors?
Have to agree. It seemed like he was only a badass in this one because he had the Driller. Yeah, he's still a badass after he loses the Driller, but only for about thirty seconds of screen time. They should have dropped the Driller entirely and made Shockwave all that badass on his own.And Shockwave was a joke.
They were originally supposed to be Wheeljack and Mirage, but were apparently renamed. No idea why. I can kind of see a stupid Bond joke in naming him "Q", but it's just too stupid. And I don't think Mirage needed to be named "Dino" just to reiterate that he's an Italian car.Was that Einstein one really Wheeljack? I missed that. I thought they called him by a different name. Same with the Italian car- I thought it was "Dino" or something, not Mirage.
I hear you. He openly admitted that using the name Devastator in the first film was a mistake. But I don't get the space-bridge thing at all. Jetfire clearly calls it that in the second film (although the one in DOTM is more like the real one, meant for large-scale transport).But Bay has NO sense of consistency. In 1, we had "Devastator" the tank.....then the (supposedly) REAL Devastator in 2. Then in 2, Jetfire (a Decepticon) uses what he calls a space bridge to transport everybody to Egypt....then we get the REAL space bridge in 3 as a supposedly NEW Autobot technology?
I actually caught this one.. Sam tells Optimus that "if you tell me, no human will hear it", and he actually emphasizes the word "human". That was enough for Optimus to get the hint. Plus the way he came out and asked the question was somewhat unusual for him, and I think Optimus would have picked up on that too.Why/how did Optimus lie to Sam when he was wearing the watch?
For me, the best part of these movies has been the military and the robots.
I'd like to think that movie couldn't be any worse, but that maybe could have made it worse :lol.....Hmm. I think I get it now. Hiring Michael Bay to make Transformers was a mistake. He should have been given G.I. Joe.
I had kept myself pretty spoiler-free on this one
Ugh.......I had a bunch of twentysomethings- talking about the movie- walking out as I was walking in......my wife and kids didn't hear it, but I couldn't tune them out: "...I kept thinking Starscream! Fly! Fly away! You won't die if you fly away!..." I was fuming the whole way in. Should have thrown my popcorn at them or something.
But Ironhide WAS a total surprise....really sad actually, considering HOW it happened. Then Bay shows him again, disintegrating.....it was so depressing.
dude you realize that in the 2nd trailer you see starscream die. when its that clip of bumblebee transforms, then jumps up the side of the building and rescues sam (and someone else) while starscream is exploding in the background.
I did.(Just in comparison - I also saw my new "worst movie ever" this weekend. Beating out Planet Terror by a looong shot is the new number one crappiest film made - Inglourious Bastards) thank heaven I did not pay for that film!)