"This is my bulge. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My bulge is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My bulge, without me, is useless. Without my bulge, I am useless. I must fire my bulge true...
I will... "
Marines and Navy will get this...
"This is my bulge. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My bulge is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My bulge, without me, is useless. Without my bulge, I am useless. I must fire my bulge true...
I will... "
Marines and Navy will get this...
Actually, another undersuit will do the job. I have been wearing masked rider, and power ranger suits. The thickness of the undersuit matters too. The thicker it is. It won't show as much "detail":lol
I actually did that one Halloween for my Dr. Frank-N-Furter costume. It looked fine at first, but as the night went on and I became more and more drunk, the sock kind of unraveled into a weird mess.
Thanks for the input everyone, several different options to experiment with now!
Yeah, don't do the sock method. You'll go from "Ken doll bump", to moose knuckle, to squid crotch, and that's never something to put forward. =P
Hiding...?
Does anyone make rubber undies? Maybe a pair one size too small would work. You might get some crotch rot and swamp butt after a day wearing them.