The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (Nicholas Cage)

ghostryder

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  1. I had some talent.
  2. I made some really good films.
  3. I wasted alot of my money on stupid stuff.
  4. I ran out of money.
  5. I now make B, C, and D grade movies as fast as possilbe to recoup my loses.
  6. My next film is about me, being stupid with a sub plot where I save the world from me as me playing me.
  7. I am Nicolas Cage.
 
ALLEY, have you ever seen "My Name is Bruce"? Same premise. Fans track down a fictionalized Bruce Campbell to help save their town from a Big Bad. He thinks they're hiring him for some publicity thing. When he sees the ghoulie, he books it, because he's just an actor. Or "Episodes", with its fictionalized Matt leBlanc. Frankly, I love things like this. :)
 

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