StarWars attack of the clowns - what a bunch of ...

[Potroclo]

Thanks to this thread, I've finally grasped the true meaning of ANH and discovered why the ST is actually genius, hear me out: the X-wing being and obvious phallic representation, the trench run is in fact a metaphore for sexual intercourse, at the climax of which Luke, assesed by Kenobi's spirit and pressured by Vader's presence, unloads flagellate "torpedoes" into the Death Star ie. the ovum. Through the power of the Force, this would later provoque the birth of the most powerfull Force entity in the universe but, alas, two spe...torpedoes where fired, one symbolizing Kenobi's teachings of the light, the other Anakin's dark heritage, and thus Kylo and Rey where created, giving us Reylo and continuing the rich tradition of incest Luke and Leia started.
Are you taking notes Mike Zeroh?

Please don't ban me

 

[Mouse Vader]

Patrickivan, as I said I've had trouble with transatlantic humour before & it's happening again here. oh boy.

 

[Richard Baker]

Oh crap- here I am at work, popping through forums and threads when I am waiting for some printers to finish, and now I am getting horny thinking about science fiction films.

A lot of sexual designs in art is intentional- HR Giger used painting as a therapy to sort out inner demons.
Sometimes it is subconscious- I recall an episode of 'Everyone loves Raymond' where his mother in an art class created a giant vagina sculpture but never saw it for what it was
http://images.artnet.com/images_us/magazine/books/finch/finch4-5-10-1.jpg

Artists have been incorporating sexual imagery into paintings, architecture and sculptures for ages-
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/St._Pierre_Cathedral_entrance.JPG
The Not-So-Subtle Sexual Innuendo in Renaissance Art

Once you see it you cannot unsee it

 

[patrickivan]

You guys are forgetting the most obvious moment of vajina dentata:
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Bloody hell... Looks more like a hairy sphincter the day after a night of extreme hot wings.

With worms....


Lunch time. Later!

 

[Knightjar]

 

[mugatu]

Palpatine’s final realized hero saber is definitely made to represent a penis. There is no hiding it.

Albeit upside down like the broken statue in Goonies...

 

[Mouse Vader]

If yours looks likes that I'd see a doctor or then again maybe I need to see a doctor 'cos mine doesn't.

 

[Sluis Van Shipyards]

Shhh!!!! The women will figure out we don't ever grow up! Don't blow it!