Organic Mechanic
Sr Member
Doctor Who: The Yard of Doom!
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The Doctor and K9 exit the TARDIS on an unknown planet(?)
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K9: Master?
DW:Just a simple gravitational reading, K9.
K9: Negative...Master
DW: OH! There's somebody coming.
K9: Affirmative. Life form approaching from the South.
DW:I wonder if they'll fancy a Jelly Baby?
Dalek: EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!
K9: Negative Master.
DW: Offensive mode K9!
K9: Affirmative!
DW: Good dog.
K9: Affirmative. Master.
DW: Curious indeed. First, a lone Dalek, and now this strangely primitive energy router...
K9: Danger Master!
Alien: ROOOOWR!!!!
DW: I say! Fancy a Jelly Baby? It's alright, they're sweets, you eat them.
Alien: (Snatches Jelly Baby bag, and runs off)
DW: Follow him K9! (chases until he loses Alien) You don't supposed he squeezed in there?
K9: Probability...low Master.
DW: Well, never mind really. I've more Jelly Babies back on the TARDIS. Shall we investigate the structure over there?
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Inside Structure
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K9: Sensors Indicate...Carbon Based, Humanoid, Dwelling. Dwelling population has surpassed the recommendation for safety. Audio Level, High.
DW: Yes, yes K9, that's all well and good, but what do you make of this mysterious crack?
K9: Crack composition... Cellulose and Ink. Not a Crack.
DW: Ohh...
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The Doctor and K9 exit the TARDIS on an unknown planet(?)
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K9: Master?
DW:Just a simple gravitational reading, K9.
K9: Negative...Master
DW: OH! There's somebody coming.
K9: Affirmative. Life form approaching from the South.
DW:I wonder if they'll fancy a Jelly Baby?
Dalek: EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!
K9: Negative Master.
DW: Offensive mode K9!
K9: Affirmative!
DW: Good dog.
K9: Affirmative. Master.
DW: Curious indeed. First, a lone Dalek, and now this strangely primitive energy router...
K9: Danger Master!
Alien: ROOOOWR!!!!
DW: I say! Fancy a Jelly Baby? It's alright, they're sweets, you eat them.
Alien: (Snatches Jelly Baby bag, and runs off)
DW: Follow him K9! (chases until he loses Alien) You don't supposed he squeezed in there?
K9: Probability...low Master.
DW: Well, never mind really. I've more Jelly Babies back on the TARDIS. Shall we investigate the structure over there?
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Inside Structure
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K9: Sensors Indicate...Carbon Based, Humanoid, Dwelling. Dwelling population has surpassed the recommendation for safety. Audio Level, High.
DW: Yes, yes K9, that's all well and good, but what do you make of this mysterious crack?
K9: Crack composition... Cellulose and Ink. Not a Crack.
DW: Ohh...