Jurassic World

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Once again, no one here is saying it's impossible. I'll quote myself from earlier in this thread:

Don't get me wrong, the concept itself isn't silly and it's far from the end of the world. It does however fly in the face of the whole genius raptor bit that was established in the previous films. One of the strongest themes in the original Jurassic Park was that these animals couldn't be controlled so the thought of the most intelligent menace of a previous film being demoted to guard dog in this one is odd.
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With a lot of trashing these animals are losing their pride and live in fear, raptors just waiting for the right moment to kill. Why there are no trained white sharks, crocodiles or anacondas.
 
It's more the fact that in the first movie they outsmarted they raptor handler. They were "above" the humans, so to speak. That's where I have problems coming to terms with the raptors being trained lap dogs.
 
cayman shen said:
The guy who wrote the unreadable mess that was the Lost World? No thanks.
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The unreadable mess that he wrote was "Next"
I'm just ticked that we still haven't seen a 13th Warrior Blu-Ray released...

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Clutch said:
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Teal and orange is the new lens flare. I'm just wondering... what's up with the stoner kids? The kids in the first were the best, but these. I wonder who their dealer is? Dinosaurs getting stoned off stoner kids. Should make a great movie. :p
 
What's the point of modifying the previous super deadly land sharks to make extra super deadly land sharks?
They should modify the dinosaurs so much that they start asking for 401k accounts since they are working so hard at the park.
 
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CessnaDriver said:
What's the point of modifying the previous super deadly land sharks to make extra super deadly land sharks?
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Maybe the market demand for designer labracockadoodlepoos and other hybrid dogs dried up so they had to pursue other options.
Rather than make cute and cuddle dinos that could be put in a petting zoo they're making amped up T-Rexes that can be airdropped into hostile nations like Syria.
Got field test them somewhere... so why not recoup all the money on R&D by selling tickets to be lunch for these beasts?

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I saw the trailer last night. Is this supposed to be after the other three? I can't imagine anyone funding or okaying this park after the others.
 
Stoney said:
With a lot of trashing these animals are losing their pride and live in fear, raptors just waiting for the right moment to kill. Why there are no trained white sharks, crocodiles or anacondas.
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There's a trained great white in the trailer. See how it's holding still while it goes on the ride? That'
s hard to teach.

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Sluis Van Shipyards said:
I saw the trailer last night. Is this supposed to be after the other three? I can't imagine anyone funding or okaying this park after the others.
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Marion Barry was reelected mayor after being caught with crack and a hooker. We have incredibly short memories...
 
Sluis Van Shipyards said:
I saw the trailer last night. Is this supposed to be after the other three? I can't imagine anyone funding or okaying this park after the others.
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Cash is king, baby.


firesprite said:
Also, when those kids get back (they're not going to kill kids, you and I both know that), they need to be taken away from their parents. Seriously, who would let their kids go someplace like that unaccompanied. That mom even jokes about 'if something chases you, run'? Ugh. At least in the first movie, Tim and Lex's parents had every expectation things would be safe because of grandpa's assurances.
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THIS. They don't let kids go on African safaris unaccompanied, but a theme park with VICIOUS PREHISTORIC CREATURES THAT CAN EAT A MAN WHOLE is okay? Those parents need to be incarcerated, publicly shamed, and sterilized for the good of humanity.


Goonie said:
What they didn't show in the trailer, is when the big croc dinosaur eats the shark, Betty White is in the audience cussing away.
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!


Father said:
Don't make a hybrid dinosaur out of the ones that aren't the apex predators... let's make the most notorious land predators in history even more dangerous. Seems like a sound plan.
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Good to know that I wasn't the only one who thought that...

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For all the complaints I hear about the D-rex, at least they didn't go with the original idea...

Dinosaur-Human Hybrids

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*shudders*
 
@Sluis Van Shipyards: If we were able to clone dinos no force on heaven or earth would stop someone from profiting. A few dead employees and guests means zilch. A real JP would make the owners richer than God.
 
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